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Journal Entry: Sun Jan 21, 2018, 3:45 PM
Hi friends. I'm posting this because I'm genuinely concerned about my friend Paul, whose account :iconj-u-d-a-s: is now deactivated. Does anyone know what's happened?

Thank you!

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2015 Spring Feature

Journal Entry: Sat May 9, 2015, 10:29 AM

A big thank you to :icontamarar: for the gorgeous birthday gift


Knighthood by tamaraR

And to :iconmaiarcita:


Flora by maiarcita

And to :iconevelivesey: :love:


Happy Birthday Rima! by EveLivesey

And now, some amazing works in my Favorites folder that are begging to be seen:



Mary Poppins by Cinnamoncandy  Freedom by Gwendolyn1  Skull Faerie by tamaraR The Key by MARCO-E Welcome To The House Of Fun by Flobelebelebobele  Circle of Light by kimsol  Lagertha by LuLebel  Petshop: Don't worry by SoulcolorsArt  Scrapped by EveLivesey  A Lonely World by peroline  L i t h i u M by k-i-mm-i-e  Sounds of the Future by dmaabsta  Mischief by Mr-Ripley <da:thumb id="528711021"/>  Neck In A Twist by ChiaraLily9  Evil Kin by PetyaPlamenova  The Hero by crilleb50 Sweet Dreams My Love by pjenz  Oook Tribute to Terry Pratchett by maiarcita  The Death by peroni68 Red Queen by Nebelelfe-Art  An Autumn With Austen by la-voisin  Queen of the Valkyries by SecretDarTiste  The Mantis by Cold-Tommy-Gin  Bird of Prey by PetyaPlamenova <da:thumb id="530333383"/>  Red And The Wolf by seff01  last days of winter by ZedLord-Art Starcatcher by MachiavelliCro  Blood Siren by AbbeyMarie <da:thumb id="529894865"/> In The Forest by Beholdentolove  I Have You Now! by overseer Housework today? by Lhianne  I've Got You Under My Skin by StarsColdNight  Galactic Star Wars by nine9nine9  Moon Daughter by jiajenn  Selene - goddess of the moon by RoseCS  ENCHANTED by Dani-Owergoor   Demon named Blue Lily (Comission) by Nikulina-Helena <da:thumb id="529015447"/>  The most Elegant Predator by vampirekingdom  Dark by annewipf  Sea Goddess by TaniaART  Inner Fire by Emerald-Depths The Fish Pig-livery Service (FPS) by KingaBritschgi  Abandoned to myself by dreamswoman  The Angel Will Rise Again by DeniseWorisch  Night-And-Day by EnchantedWhispersArt  Stochastic Entropies by MoodyBlue II: Gaia by ErikShoemaker Refuge from a Storm by PaperDreamerArt Interview with the Dead by neverdying ...But I want to stay by shiny-shadows-Art Queen II by alexnoreaga Road of Life by JennyLe88  Thirst for Freedom by Sisterslaughter165 <da:thumb id="531729576"/>   Lilac rain by Malleni-Art The Last Snow by MissGrib   Beyond the Horizon by Megan-Arts


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I am legitimately afraid to read more. scared.... 'the 2nd' 

*UPDATE:


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And there we have it. No thank you, Mr. Grey. *Snicker.* :kinky: 

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Yep. I went there. Not without help, mind you. A male coworker who met his fiancee through online dating persuaded me to try it.


So I chose one well-known site and filled out a profile. I used the Batgirl t-shirt picture of myself as a profile picture. I'm not attempting to come across as anything I'm not, so my answers to the questions were laden with Rima's blunt, swear-filled sarcasm:


Yes, I mind if you're messy. You're a grown up, pick up your shit.


No, I don't like to be humiliated in the bedroom. And DAFUK is wrong with you people???


Sure, I meditate. If by meditate you mean close your eyes, listen to music, and let your mind wander. I don't, however, get in lotus position and engage my perineal muscles. 


I admit that answering these questions was 75% of the fun. The other 25% was perusing the men's profiles and cackling with unbridled glee at their idiotic answers. I thought for sure that my profile description and answers would deter any pencil dicks from contacting me. 


Yeah, I was wrong.


Granted, most of these guys probably don't even read the profile. They just click on the pictures they like and send messages like, "Heeeeeeey, girl, what u doin? You r hot" 


Occasionally, however, a guy does take the time to read my profile and I'll get messages that praise my sense of humor and wit. Sometimes the men match me with their own wit and sarcasm. Those guys are awesome. 


THEN there are the other guys, who really, really need therapy. Here's a quick rundown of my favorites so far:


  • ANY man who posts a picture of himself shirtless. Double points for the guy who is shirtless AND holding a puppy. Because, hot damn, dude is determined to get laid.


  • The 40-yr-old who posted a picture of himself at the doctor's, in a paper gown. His caption reads, "Getting an STD workup. YOU should do it TOO!" 


  • The supposed firefighter in his red helmet, covered in soot and sweat, and shirtless (yes, he's hot, but that's completely besides the point). 


  • The greasy-haired Soap Star named Alfredo who writes only in poetry.


And the messages I get... The messages! Some of them are downright hysterical in the most depressing way possible. Because this is what's become of romance, people. Romance is dead. Want proof? Join an online dating site.

Dating1 by FictionChick


​Incidentally, the milkshake guy is 21. Which makes me 15 years older than him. I have one word: NO.


Dating2 by FictionChick

Dafuk?? For the record, there is NOTHING on my profile that would indicate I prefer "rocker types." I'm not even sure what a rocker type is, to be honest. I can't help but imagine a current-day Gene Simmons all decked out in KISS paint and in saggy leather pants. Sounds like homeboy needs to take care of some insecurities before he starts trying to pick up women, huh?


Have a good week, ya'll. I'll keep you posted. ;)


2015

Journal Entry: Sat Jan 3, 2015, 6:07 AM
Happy New Year, dear friends! :heart:

I don't normally make resolutions, but this year I have one: To be more productive in all aspects of life that make me happy. And that includes art. 

For Christmas, my brother and his wife got me a Cintiq pen tablet. Talk about a wonderful gift. :wow: I realized that folks like my work and recognize my talent, and that alone inspires me to create. Thank you, all of you, for supporting me and being such wonderful virtual friends.

I'd like to send some special love to :iconmarco-e: -- We love you, sweetie pie. Hang in there.


Be patient with me as I fave all your gorgeous artwork and get back into the groove. Let's tear 2015 up!

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Threadless Beer T-Shirt -Vote For Me?

Journal Entry: Sun Dec 7, 2014, 8:41 AM
You guys, I would be most touched and honored if you would vote for my t-shirt design on Threadless:

www.threadless.com/designs/bee…

The prize is actually getting my design sold. :) 

Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas / Hanukkah / Whatever!

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Massive Halloweenie feature

Wed Oct 29, 2014, 2:31 PM

It's no real secret that I love this holiday. It's not that I'm obsessed with death or anything, or that I even enjoy being scared (too badly). But some small, childish part of me relishes the dressing up, the excitement, the cool, crisp air of autumn, the twilight fading to a night lit by an orange moon and flickering jack-o-lanterns. 

What can I say? I'm a kid at heart. :D

Enjoy the fantastic Hallow's Eve 2014 works below. Whether you prefer your Halloween macabre or Disney-ish, there's something for all tastes.



Photo Manipulation



Halloween Trouble by ChiantyVexNightwalker by MadameThenadier
Your Move by robhas1left Dollhouse Halloween by SoulcolorsArt Happy Halloween by pepexx
Cerberus by tamaraRWitches autumn by Sirena-Art
<da:thumb id="484560921"/> Witch and Crows by MelFeanen The Hound of the Baskervilles by TonyGCampagna The Day After Halloween by MariaMurphyArtDracula's bride by sara-helThe Nanny by neverdying
Special Night to Kill by Wesley-Souza Just married by Studiopranile
Kind Of Magic by RoseCS Happy Halloween by VladNoxArt
Halloween am Hohentwiel by NellyGraceNGOccupied .. by Ash-3xpired Toil and Trouble by kuschelirmel MUERTE by Creamydigital The Pond by blaithiel Drachenblut by Daystar-Art Pumpkin Magic by EnchantedWhispersArt Hex by maiarcita Halloween by iblushay The Darkest Halloween by wollibear<da:thumb id="488618989"/>
Vampiric Dream by Ellysiumn Bewitched by msriotte Ready for Halloween by EstherPuche-Art
Lonely Jack by Cartercho
The Pumpkin's Halloween ! by DARSHSASALOVE Autumn Witch by jiajenn Halloween 2014 - I by Walking-Tall Trick Or Treat by Sisterslaughter165 Happy Halloween by SpellpearlArts






Digital Painting / Mixed Media



Lollypops by MARCO-E
Halloween Madness by FelisGlacialisHappy All Hallows' Eve by helgecbalzer

Halloween 2014 by crilleb50 Happy Halloweenies by ChuckRondeau halloween by rm6y7m6 Halloween soon! by Poledrey Jack O' Lantern by Xaliryn October 2014 by KarolineJuzanx All Hallows' Eve by Anna-Marine Rapunzel by PerlaMarina Jack O' Lantern by tjota Halloween witch by Kajenna Pumpkins by YanmoZhang The Witch of the Jack O'Lantern Returns by dhbraley Halloween Jenn by StudioBueno AT - everyday is halloween for me by Fukari<da:thumb id="485744323"/> Halloween! by kanani-chan This Is Halloween, Everybody Make A Scene by Marxis Halloween-icon by ThisTeaIsTooSweet<da:thumb id="484455212"/> Halloweenies by cutgut trick or treat by KmyGraphic
Norma Jeane Halloween by AtomicKirby  Halloween by PlaceboFX Happy halloween by M-ar<da:thumb id="485710569"/> Halloween Card PS Tutorial by AlexandraF Halloween Theme by amorphisss





Traditional Art

Sara by EnysGuerrero
Halloween Night - Owl of a season by Oksana007 Halloween Cupcakes with Royal Icing by theresahelmer
An Evening View by natalievonraven Halloween Miku by LonelyFullMoon Halloween Book Art by MalenaValcarcel Halloween Eyes by KatieAlves Halloween Witch Lip Art by Chuchy5Halloween Mood by APetruk Jack O'Lantern Lip Art by Chuchy5 Spooky Dog Halloween Jewelry by DreamEyce<da:thumb id="483082413"/> Witching Spell -ACEO by Katerina-Art Skull Face Paint by Twilight-Veil Hallowe'en Sketch Card - Samantha Johnson 2 by Pernastudios Hello Halloween by CheeCatKatFury Lovely Bones by Katerina-Art jack skellington inktober sketch by BrianKesinger Captain Jack-O-Lantern by CaityHallArt Swirly Pumpkin by CarolinaInBerlin Vampire Makeup by Cinnamoncandy
Halloweeeeeeeeen by MADmoiselleMeli
Jewelry from polymer clay by polyflowers<da:thumb id="486638499"/><da:thumb id="484345620"/>


Stock images courtesy of FairieGoodMother, AlaskaStock,
Esmeralda-stock, riktorsashen, YBsilon-Stock.
Design & coding by kuschelirmel-stock.

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What The Hell...?

Wed Oct 22, 2014, 5:46 PM
I just glanced down and noticed I have THREE spaghetti sauce stains on my WHITE shirt. 

Seriously? When did I lose the ability to navigate my fork to my mouth? AM I THREE YEARS OLD? DAFUK????

And it's one of my favorite white tees. MOTHER EFFER. :rage: 

DEEP BREATH. I'm okay now. I'm okay. I think....

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Adults In Costume (Because We Can)

Thu Oct 16, 2014, 6:07 PM
After assessing your answers to my last poll question, I've come to the conclusion that I am not, in fact, the only creepy adult who craves dressing up as something cool for Halloween. :grin: Or... any other day, for that matter. If I could dress up as a different superhero every single day and not get arrested for general creepiness, I would totally do it. ;)

So this year I am dressing up as....


Victorian Assassin by AndyFairhurst 

A female Assassin. From Assassin's Creed. YEEEEAAAAAHHHH BABY! :D

My costume won't be as cool as that one, AHEM, but it'll work. Because I'm resourceful. Don't worry, I'll take pictures. If I'm not too drunk. (Am I the only mom who fills up a super-sized thermos of beer to go trick or treating with her kids? Yes? No? Maybe? SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP.)

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Meme, Dangit

Thu Sep 25, 2014, 5:13 PM
:icontamarar: tagged me. And we all know how much I LOVE blabbing about myself. 

Rules of BEING TAGGED:
(I changed the rules... why? Because I'm a rebel, that's why :p (Lick) ) --> I think this was Tammy's insert, btw :D She's so freaking awesome.
1. Share ten things about yourself.
2. Answer the ten questions asked to you and invent ten questions the people you tag have to answer.
3. Tag whatever number of people you want.

Ten things about myself. My God, what DON'T you people know yet???

1. I hate lipstick. Or lip gloss. Or any goop that goes on women's lips.  I never wear it. Other makeup? I'm okay with. Lip goop? NO. :flirty: 

2. I used to play tennis. Throwing up ball -tennis- 
3. And I used to fence foil. Sword Tard Don't f*ck with me. 

4. I will eat anything once. Except insects. I draw the line at insects. :bademoticon: 

5. I snore. Yeah, you got a problem with that??? :snore: 

6. I'm a wee bit OCD about bodily hygiene. I wash my hands until my skin cracks. Shower Time 

7. I LOVE people who have a sense of humor. :juggle: revamp 

8. I think :icontamarar: is one of the most awesome artists on DA. :love:

9. JESUS CHRIST. AM I AT TEN YET??? :faint:

10. I'm SUPER impatient. When I want something, I want it NOW NOW NOW NOW! :bademoticon: 

AND NOW, FOR THE QUESTIONS:

1. If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?

Do I have to pick just ONE??? I want to learn how to fight like a Ninja Battle! 

2. What would you name the autobiography of your life?

A Funny Thing Happened Today....

3. What do you miss most about being a kid?

The absolute joy at the simple things: A ladybug landing on my arm. A rainbow. SUNSHINE.


4. If money was no object, what would you do all day?

Uh... What I'm doing now? :laughing:

5. How would your friends describe you?

Funny. And tough. 

6. What movie deserves a sequel?

I can't think of any. Sequels, in general, SUCK>

7. If you could project yourself into the past, were would you go?

Holy crap. DO I HAVE TO PICK JUST ONE TIME PERIOD??? So long as you can guarantee I can come back... The Middle Ages. :D

8. If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your alias?

Fucked Up One.

9. What songs are included on the soundtrack to your life?

Anything by Hybrid. With a few tracks from Maroon 5.

10. What is your favorite movie line or scene?

"You learned to dance like that sarcastically?" - The Other Guys

Alright, MoFo's. My victims:

:iconvikingwarband:
:iconcinnamoncandy:
:iconpetyaplamenova:
:iconrevande:
:iconmarco-e:
:iconpjenz:
:iconenchantedwhispersart:

My questions:

1. What's your favorite kind of food?
2. What's the one request you will ALWAYS turn down?
3. How old were you when you lost... YOUR MIND?
4. What's the worst gift you've ever received?
5. What story does your family always tell about you?
6. How old were you when you became an adult?
7. Is a picture worth a thousand words? Elaborate. You have 20 seconds.
8. Where’s Waldo?
9. If you could have sex with one person on DA, it would be...?
10. If you could tell Rima how insane she is, you would/would not. :D


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So remember Seth? From my last journal entry? OF COURSE you remember Seth. The pervy little hand job boy. Sick Mind 

Well, I was set up on a blind date with him by my friend, Sara.

I mean, I had THOUGHT Sara and I were friends. Until Seth. And then I told her the story of what happened, and she *kind* of acted like she'd anticipated it. Which made me wonder about how "well-meaning" Sara had been to begin with. :suspicious 

Our sorority formal happened to land the day before my 21st birthday. And Sara was absolutely outraged that I wasn't going. But there was no chance in HELL I was letting her set me up again. So we compromised: I would go to the formal—stag. She seemed cool with this (thank Jesus). 

So, the night of the formal rolled around, and a group of us went to dinner in downtown Philly before heading to the party. I was the only "single" girl there, but it didn't bother me, because my alternative was sitting in my closet-sized room eating Doritos and watching Seinfeld reruns (or WAIT, were they the actual runs??? OMGGGGGGG). Sara and her date sat across from me, and Sara introduced us. His name was Mike, and he was an Italian Stallion. I mean, he was HOT... until he opened his mouth. What came out was the most horrific, godawful Brooklyn accent I had ever been subjected to. It actually hurt my ears. As I downed my glass of wine, I decided that AT LEAST he was nice to look at. 

The alcohol loosened my tongue, and I asked, "So, Sara, is Mike your boyfriend?"

She laughed and blushed. "No, nononononono." She patted his arm. "We're just friends. Right, Mike?" When he smiled and nodded, she added, "But he speaks Italian! Mike, speak in Italian for Rima."

Oh, Jesus. I braced myself for the horror of hearing that Brooklyn catastrophe, but what emerged was a sound so beautiful I was shocked Brooklyn Boy could utter it: "Quest' la vita e qui il gioire, un' ora di abbrezzo e poi moire."

Okay. The Italian Stallion was hot so long as he didn't speak English.

By the time dinner was over I was fairly buzzed. We made it over to the formal event and, to be honest, most of the evening was a blur. Then, at midnight, I suddenly turned to find Mike standing beside me, smiling. "Yo, Rima. So. Since it's midnight and all, I thought I could be the first one to wish you a happy birthday—with a kiss."

I cringed ever-so-subtly at his accent, then replied sweetly, "Only if you ask in Italian." And never speak English in my presence again.

He grinned. "Posso baciarti, bella signora?"

I shrugged. "Sure!"

The only thing I really remember about that kiss was that, at some point, he broke away and murmured, "I can do better than that. Can I try again?"

Me: "I guess so, just promise you'll only ever speak in Italian to me."

He laughed. "But you won't understand what I'm saying."

Me: "Yeah, I'm cool with that. Really."

Anyways, this kiss apparently was epic, because by the time I opened my eyes and looked around, THE WHOLE ROOM was looking at us. And, needless to say, I kinda freaked out. "Uh, Listen, Mike, I need to find Sara."

I rushed to the bathroom to pee, but go figure, Sara was there. So I swallowed hard and said, "So, Sara... You were serious at dinner, when you said you and Mike were just friends?" Because I just sort of made out with him. In front of the whole goddamn sorority.

She gazed at herself in the mirror. "Yep. Just friends. Not interested in him at all. Why?"

I forced a grin. "Weeeelll, becauseIjustkindakissedhimandareyoumadatme?"

The smile fell from her face. After a moment, she said, "Oh, no worries. I don't care at all. You can have him." 

Oooookay. I wanted to believe her, but something about the way she said it led me to believe she actually did care. 

Needless to say, I avoided Mike after that incident. 

The next day, I heard that Sara rushed back to her apartment, grabbed all of Mike's clothes and lacrosse gear, and threw it all into a dumpster. Then, when he returned to get his stuff, she made a HUGE scene in front of the whole neighborhood, hitting him and screaming obscenities.

Oddly enough, she wasn't mad at me. Mike, on the other the other hand, joined Seth in the list of "Men Who Avoid Rima Lest They Get Their Asses Kicked." :laughing:
I swear to God, DA has brought more DRAMA into my life than I thought any website was capable of doing. Am I the only person who feels like they're perpetually trapped in an artistic soap opera???

 :coursework: 

OMG. I LOVE that emote. You have to watch it go through the full range of emotions before you'll understand why. THAT LITTLE EMOTE IS ME.
And no, I don't mean the Middle Eastern fruit, a la Indiana Jones. I mean a bad date.

I was nineteen or twenty, I think. I had just broken up with my two-timing boyfriend and my well-meaning friend, Sara, was determined to set me up on a blind date. Because as we all know, blind dates are the BEST way to find true love. SNORT.

To make matters worse, after conning me into a blind date with her friend, Seth, Sara kept reassuring me that he was "so nice. I mean he's a doll. HE'S SO NICE."

Now, I don't claim to be a psychologist, but in my experience, this kind of insistence is not a good thing. Because it means he's ugly. (Oh please, as if you weren't thinking the same thing. If he were good-looking, Sara would insist that he's SO HOTTTTT! Amiright?)

Well, my weekend nights at the time consisted of watching Friends reruns (or was it the original runs? Omigod I'm so oooold) and eating Twinkies alone, so I reluctantly agreed.

Seth was nice. And he tried his damnedest to be funny, which was awkward, because he totally wasn't. He wasn't ugly, per se, but... Look, dude reeked of desperation. He may as well have been wearing a sign that read, SLEEP WITH ME PLZ, I'M REALLY NICE.

So at the end of the date, which couldn't come quickly enough, he walked me to my doorstep and I groaned inwardly, because I knew what was coming. Poor Seth was going to try to kiss me or something like that because Seth can't read body language to save his life, and I was going to have to reject him as NICELY as possible.

Sure enough, at that very awkward moment, Seth said, "Rima, I had such a great time tonight that, at this point, I'll take anything from a handshake to a hand job."

Me: :iconeh--plz:

Seth: :iconsickmindplz:

Me: Stare

Seth:Lulu hurr hurr 

Me: Noo

Seth: :iconsexywinkplz:

Me & friends: :iconangrymob1plz::iconangrymob2plz:

Yeah, Seth never talked to me again. :D Hope everyone's having a good week.

September Feature

Thu Sep 4, 2014, 4:46 PM


It's been so long since I've been a part of the DA photo manipulation community. I miss it dearly. And Nick's passing really hit home with me. I went back through the messages he sent me and started crying. Because really, compared to Nick, what do we have to complain about? People are nasty to us, sometimes things don't go our way. But Nick... Well, he was always good to us, wasn't he? Whenever we feel down, let's remember him and his courage. :heart:

And now, a long-overdue feature. You all deserved this six months ago. :hug:

The Stars Shine For You by Cinnamoncandy  Beholden by Shedboy68  Lanny by Aeirmid  Dream watcher by tamaraR  Distant Dream III by MachiavelliCro  Silent Running by crilleb50  Compass by Teddy-Cube  showTime by shiny-shadows-Art  <da:thumb id="478541216"/>  <da:thumb id="478877901"/>  Supreme temptation by Ellysiumn  X Marks the Spot by kimsol  Party Crasher by astrangeallure    Friendship by KarinClaessonArt   Morena by Flobelebelebobele  The final journey by Megan-Arts  Time Portal by Notvitruvian  She Who Dared To Dream by PetyaPlamenova  Gone by Gwendolyn1  Smoke-and-Mirrors by EnchantedWhispersArt  Sailing in your dreams by MarkOoMarben  Breaking bad wallpaper by Jesse-Gourgeon  Queen by alexnoreaga  Incubation by SilEnigmaArts  Hell stygian by Ahmed-R-Shalaby  Dreamland by blue-a  Dreamers by robhas1left  ENCHANTED by Dani-Owergoor  Screw the Light, Give me Darkness by pjenz

I know I forgot a ton. I'm half asleep and hungry. :D

XOXO

Rima

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Shedboy68

Wed Aug 6, 2014, 5:44 PM


DEATH be not proud, though some have called thee 
Mighty and dreadfull, for, thou art not so, 
For, those, whom thou think'st, thou dost overthrow, 
Die not, poore death, nor yet canst thou kill me.
From rest and sleepe, which but thy pictures bee,
Much pleasure, then from thee, much more must flow,
And soonest our best men with thee doe goe, 
Rest of their bones, and soules deliverie. 
Thou art slave to Fate, Chance, kings, and desperate men, 
And dost with poyson, warre, and sicknesse dwell,
And poppie, or charmes can make us sleepe as well,
And better then thy stroake; why swell'st thou then; 
One short sleepe past, wee wake eternally, 
And death shall be no more; death, thou shalt die.

- John Donne

RIP Nick Stone :iconheartcandleplz:


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Naked Dream and Book Releases

Mon Mar 10, 2014, 3:13 PM


I suck as a Deviant. I realize this. It's been WAY too long since I've connected with all of you and browsed your artwork. I know this. That having been said... the past three nights I’ve had variations of the same dream: I’m in a crowded public place, like a mall or a busy street, when I suddenly realize I’m naked. So I scramble to find something to cover up with as a crowd forms around me, and people are gasping and pointing and laughing…

I’m pretty sure the dreams have something to do with, oh, I don’t know, my book release, and the fact that people I will never meet are reading and critiquing my book. This is some tough shit, guys. Still, I am never above some shady self promotion, and should mention that my book is going for 99 cents until next week. www.amazon.com/Knight-Assassin…

Okay. I promise that as soon as the crazy dreams stop, I will come back to DA and, you know, PARTICIPATE. :D Have I mentioned that I love you all? I love you ALL.

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Speechless

Fri Feb 28, 2014, 4:14 PM


I'm finally able to browse through all your amazing works, dear friends, and realizing how much AWESOMENESS I've been missing this past couple weeks! It will take me months to catch up, there are so many gorgeous works in my messages. And I'm frustrated that I missed out on all of it, because I was too busy obsessing over early reader reviews of my book.

Just so you know, the artist community is SO MUCH MORE FORGIVING than the reader community! Holy shit, I'm not even kidding. My ego has been trashed to hell by book bloggers in a way that NO DEVIANT has ever done, regardless of what they thought of my work. I've always received constructive criticism from people here at DA, and if there was ever animosity, it was because someone thought I had stolen their work or idea. But blatant bashing of my creativity? No. Never. And that is something I am having to learn to to accept as a writer. And motherf*cker, it's hard. I've found myself in tears more often this week than an entire year!

In any case, I have a new appreciation for artists. I love you all, for your support and your kindness. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

*I must add: Thank you to Ellysiumn for keeping my bullshit in perspective. Raz, you are an amazing human being, and a SURVIVOR.

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KNIGHT ASSASSIN

Sun Feb 23, 2014, 4:59 PM


HI YOU GUYS!! furious wave  I've been a terrible Deviant and haven't been on here in a while. Give me time, I'll answer all of your beautiful comments, I promise! I've been promoting my book Knight Assassin, which comes out March 4th. I've also been, you know, working. And taking care of my kids, who need to eat EVERY DAY. Can you believe that sh*t? Grin revamp

In any case, I thought I'd give you the lowdown on my book, to see if any of you were interested. Knight Assassin is being marketed by my publisher as "young adult fantasy." Whatever -- it's mainly historical fiction with magical elements, and it's pretty damned ADULT in content. Be forewarned: It's dark. There is nothing light and fluffy about this story, and it's not for readers seeking a light, cheerful, fluffy read. I got my inspiration from video games and comic books, so you be the judge. Not to mention, I'm all kinds of messed up in the head. Crazy Anyways, here is the cover, designed by one of our own, KellieArt

-Knight Assassin- by KellieArt

SO why didn't I go with :iconash-3xpired: version, which earned him a DD?

Good effing question! So here's the deal: I submitted it to my publisher, who thought teens would be more likely to pick up the book if the girl's face was visible. You know, so they can identify with the character, or some sh*t. And since I'm not a marketing expert, I went with their votes. Ultimately, however, I love KellieArt 's version and think it'll do well.

Another question you might be wanting to ask is, Why didn't you make your own cover? Another good question, my clever little friends. The answer is: I didn't want to. How do I explain it so that it makes sense? Had I made the cover, too much of me would be on display for criticism. I can't even tell you exactly why I feel this way; I just really needed someone else to make the cover. Shrug

In any case, Knight Assassin comes out March 4th and if you're interested in purchasing the ebook for the measly price of $4, please wait until the release day to do so! (It ups my Amazon street cred. :wink: rvmp ) Here is the link. The print version will be available one month later, if you prefer hard copies.

Okay, what do you guys think???


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Manip Tournament

Thu Jan 23, 2014, 10:00 AM

Girl Power FTW

Wed Jan 15, 2014, 1:36 PM


First I'd like to apologize for not answering all your beautiful comments yet. I literally glance at my messages and want to hide, I have so many to reply to. :hides: And to make things worse, I have a "day job" I've been neglecting in order to putz around on Photoshop, and my work is piling up. So have patience with me! :hug:

And speaking of my comments, I'm surprised how many guys made flippant comments about my work and "girl power." Like, for instance, "Yeah, of course she gets a DD, it's all about women's empowerment and stuff."

Oh, yeah, that "women empowerment" bullshit that makes crappy work get noticed. :roll: This *is* 2014, right? Do I really have to apologize for making art about kickass chicks? In an age when women are war heroes, Nobel Prize winners, astronauts and presidents? I thought we got over that shiz ten years ago.

I've got two daughters. I'm not going to Photoshop the hell out of women's bodies so that they look like society's ideal. I'm not going to make art in which women are lying around bleeding, crying, or just looking gorgeous for the sake of looking gorgeous. When my girls look at my art, I want them to feel fucking EMPOWERED, the same way guys do when they look at images portraying men. I'm not saying art can't show weakness or faults or all that. I'm saying that there will be no inequality in the way men and women are treated in MY work.

And now that you've put up with my rant, I gift you with a GIRL POWER feature!  Cheerleader


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And my latest work...
Maid Marion by FictionChick
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