"Here's to ghastly old Gloomport!
What a gloomy old town!
Sunk off the shores of the mire!
Down below rock, earth, river and worm,
There ain't much here for to inspire!
Gloomy ol' Gloomport, helluva town!
City in ruins, it's enough to bring ya down!
Wandering aimlessly through the streets and canals,
Brings ruination to the best of us
Kegs of rum, ale, beer and plentiful gals!
Don't linger here long, do your business and begone!
Tramps, thieves and pickpockets all night long!
Night never lifts here, casting a permanent shroud,
Light creeps in via oil, coal or torches
But for the most part it's a gloomy ol' cloud!"