ONCE YOU START READING YOU CANNOT STOP!
A few years ago there was this girl named Ann Arky. She was walking home from school when she found a piece of paper containing this message:
Yo dawg,
I wuz all up in the club and shiz. But I had a swag overload My swag was too pawerfull. Everyone in the club ... DIED so I take my magic pawerz and whoever readz this swagalicious piece of paper will DIE in 15 minutes if they don't pass it on. Whoever is readin this...goooood luck homie...Ann thought it was ridiculous so crumpled it up and tossed it over her shoulder. However, just as she reached her house 15 minutes later, she had a heart attack and died.
You now must send this chainmail to AT LEAST 5 different people within 15 minutes or you will die just like Ann did!!!!!!!!!! This is what happened to the people who read this and didn't pass it along.
CASE 1Izzy Able was checking her inbox and saw this chainmail. She thought it was stupid so she ignored it. However, later that day, she had a heart attack. Her family never recovered from the grief.
CASE 2Peter found this chainmail on a piece of paper in his locker. He ripped it up and threw it in the trash. During his English class, he had a heart attack. But nobody gave a shit because Peter was a douchebag.
Now here's what happened to the people who
did send this along:
CASE 1Emily Hughes found this message in her mailbox. She didn't want to die so she quickly copied it and sent it to her neighbors within 15 minutes. After the 15 minutes passed and she remained alive, she became....SWAG. She got super swag powers. She became rich and popular and was always up in the club. She could also twerk at hyper-speed.
"I'm so glad I sent that chainmail along!" She exclaimed when she got her powers.
CASE 2Macklemore was thinking about lyrics to his next song when he found this chainmail. He quickly sent it to his co-workers. He suddenly had SWAG. He could rap 10x better than before and the general public grew to love him dearly.
So now you know what will happen if you do or don't send this!! Your 15 minutes start......NOW!