Horseshoe crabs have blue blood. That should keep you brain occupied for 2-3 seconds XD
Omg actually!?.... wait does that mean that their arteries are blue?
If Pinnichio said that his nose would grow now, it would be a paradox.
I have an idea: Hit your head on the wall so hard it starts bleeding.
Step won: Find a wall.
Step to: Find your head.
Step free: Pull your head back
Step for: Smash it into the wall so hard it bleeds.
Step fuve: Do a chicken dance
Step shix: Realize you did the chicken dance in front of everyone and pee your pants.
Step ceven: Realize that your head is bleeding and throw yourself into a desk.
Step ate: Realize that you have done all of that in front of the class and have a teacher call the hospital in which you have to go through therapy because you hit your head on a wall then go through the fact that you still have to go through your parents. Then, change your pants and underwear because you peed your pants then pay for the desk because you broke it.
Step NEIN: Be happy because you get to skip school
Step tin: Realize you did the chicken dance in front of the class and be embarrassed.
Step oliven: Repeat!
Yup, that’s class
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