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Energie25 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012
RangerGxi Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011
NaomiHansen Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Don't care if you consider this spam. I just hope it makes you crack up at least once. :meow:

This only proves how stupid we really are: This is junk of labels-

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."

On a bag of
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (You could possibly use it another way??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication." (Um yeah...when did the driving age drop to five?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness." (Gee, I missed that when I read SLEEP AID!)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (...)

On packet of Nobbys'
"Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (O_O)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits". (Its really fake then!) :D
RangerGxi Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011
Cool spam bro
Holmelock Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2010
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