Jim: ...Are we on? Good lord, it's been so long I didn't recognize the little light.
Cherry: Ugh, all this dust! I see Boss Man isn't the only sloth around here.
Jim: Welcome back to BWW ladies and gentlemen! You'll forgive us as my colleague and I get accustomed to our headgear once again.
Cherry: Sorry peeps, we've been on hiatus while construction crews mended the hole in the arena from Behemoths. But now the plaster is dry, the ring's been re-reinforced and all three lawsuits have been shut down or paid off and we are READY TO MOVE ON, BABY!
Jim: This is Claire's first time back in the ring since Behemoths and she does NOT look happy. Even for her.
Cherry: That stare could kill a puppy, Jim. This is NOT a good cherry-popping match for Missy but this is what the fans asked for, isn't it?
Jim: Bell. Missy's looking nervous already.
Cherry: Claire is a statue. She's giving Missy the first move. Choose wisely, Missy.
Jim: And she's going for a Belly Bump...
Cherry: And there goes the match.
Jim: Now don't count those chickens yet.
Cherry: Jim, this is like throwing a balloon against a bowling ball; which one do you think will come out unscratched? Missy should've spent more time training and less rubberizing.
Jim: The Body Rush is a tempting move for a beginner, especially one of Missy's dimensions. But against Claire it's a misguided and defenseless strategy.
Cherry: I can't watch this. Tell me when it's over.