Unbelievable, just unbelievable. You survived another year. I don`t know how you did it, but you did.
Knowing you and your bad luck it was hard. Hard as all Fucks in the seven circles of hell.
There was also some light, laughter and fries. And shit load of your awesomeness. Probably.
And here you are, with us. Wiser, stronger and more cool than you ever were. Amazing. Today is your day.
Let's drink, let's eat, let's dance and party until dawn knocks on our windows.
Happy birthbay you big Bum-Bum, drinks on me.
Your Friend from the darkest corners of the internet: Sir Nick