|There are quite a few deviantart users who do commissions for points and I'd like to be able to ask for commissions. ^_^ Also figured I should make my points goal the digits of my birthday. Will I get that many points? Probably not.|
May Used ToxicIt was a quiet day in Pokemon Nation.
Such a quiet and dull day can lead to boredom, and a longing for excitement and adventure.
This very longing was brewing in the gut of May, who was reluctantly playing a quick game
of cards with her friend Serena.
"Go fish!" Shouted Serena in complete euphoria, while raising a Magikarp baring card to the heavens.
"...That's not exactly how Marjolet works." May remarked, astonished by her friends' knowledge
or lack there of, on the card game.
"Oh who cares.." Serena said under the swift hush of her breath. "This game is as dull as the day"
"Ditto, I'm right there with y- *grumble grumble* May was quickly interupted by a swift
intermission from her lower stomach.
"Looks like someones got some gas!" Laughed Serena, unaware of the soon to be smelled gloom.
Embarrassed, May quickly thought up a defense.. "No no, thats a little farfetch'd dont you think?
I'm probably just a little hungry.." *pffffffffft* If the sound didn't seel her fate than the smell p
~Request for Caveman~ The Glitched Gardevoir.WARNING! THIS STORY CONTAINS FEMALE FLATULECE/FARTS! IF YOU DON’T HAVE THE FETISH THEN YOU SHOULD LEAVE AND NOT COMMENT ABOUT HOW GROSS I AM! BUT IF YOU DO HAVE THE FETISH, OR JUST THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY, THEN READ ON MY FRIENDS!
So the Pokémon trainer known as Brian was off to his adventure to try and become the very best and catch them all! He has caught so many Pokémon already, but he still wants more! He recently caught a wild female Gardevoir and wants to test it out in a battle. He started walking around and trying to find a Pokémon to test it on, but he had no such luck. He was about to give up and ride his bike to another town, but then something caught his eye. He saw a wild Chimchar .
Brian: “Woah, a wild starter Pokémon?”
He thought about if he should catch it, but then realized he already had one and then he turned his hat backwards (Oh shit) and threw out his Gardevoir at the Chimchar.
Brian: “Ok, Garde
Mallow Farts On Steenee For Fun!Mallow hums to herself. Shaking her rump side to side while preparing herself a big dish. She dips in the ladle, and gives the soup a taste test. “Mmm! Exotic!” Her reason for preparing this soup actually isn’t because she’s hungry, though she could eat. But rather she has prepared it so she can have fun with her Pokemon, Steenee. Who dreads this fun of hers.
“Ready! Set! Gorge!” Mallow tips the whole stew pot over, and chugs down the whole thing. Despite it being scolding hot as it just finished brewing. She wipes her arm across her mouth, getting it messy, and then licks the mess off of her arm.
She opens wide, and belches. The sound impressively reverberates off all of the trees in the woods. “Yummy! Now for some fun!” Mallow giggles, and tosses down an ultra ball to the ground.
With a click, and a white flash it releases Steenee from its’ confines. The Pokemon smiles, and twirls around. Then she lays her eyes on a grinning Mallo
Oooh Nooo...Author’s note: Alright ladies and gents, I feel as though it’s been a while since I last wrote a Quick Write. Let me just say that last story I posted had to be my most viewed story ever, in a short amount of time. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for all the favs, watches, and even comments. It’s thanks to you guys and gals that really fuel my desire to write and create more stuff. Now! What we have here is a story about the lovely meme Bowsette and she’s out to teach Mario a lesson! Or, so she thinks. So anyway, I hope you enjoy it, and I want ya to sit back, 18lax, chug some o’ dat good good water, and, uh, enjoy it again I guess?
1. YO YO YOOOOOOOOO!!! Ya homie Ado up in ‘er and I jus wanted to say that this story will contain some giantess stuff. Can you guess who it is? Yeah… It’s Bowsette. For those that don’t know about Bowsette somehow, she’s a genderbent character of Bowser. He can only be Bowsette by wearing
Big Babysitter Part 1(Warning: A large female, a bit of stuffing, and gas lie ahead. Leave now and if this doesn't sound good to you.)
“Now listen James. Mommy and Daddy are going on a trip to spend some alone time together. It’s our anniversary and your father has been planning this for quite some time. That is why I’ve hired a babysitter.”
“Seriously Mom? I’m 15! And I don’t call you mommy or daddy anymore. I don’t need a babysitter. I think I can handle myself.”
“You think you can, but I don’t. Now, she’ll be here shortly. I want you to be on your best behaviour this weekend. Can you do that for me?”
“That’s a good boy.” Immediately after Mrs. Douglas finished her sentence the doorbell rang. “Ah. There she is now.” She walked from the kitchen to the living room to answer it. “Ah, Maria. How are you today?” He heard his mother ask.
“I’m doing well Mr
This Sleepover STINKS!!!Author’s note: Awright ladies n gentlemen! This’ll be anotha request story and it’s for the homie :iconfartingking:. This do is real nice so uh, check ‘em out n’ stuh. So this story is gonna be about Amy, Blaze, Rouge, and Cream and they gonna be havin’ sleepovah. Based off my title you should know what kinda story this’ll be. So with that said, WITHOUT FUTHER ADO…. LET’S DO DIS SHIZNIT!!
1. What it do, it’s yo boi, yo brotha from anotha motha, Ado. Just wanna say thanks to the guys out there that really appreciates my work. It really does mean a lot, it helps me with my confidence in my writing and I’ll say this, it’s not very high. Hopefully that’ll change though.
2. One more thing, in this story, I’m gonna be writing like I used to with the multiple POVs and all that sheet, he asked for me to do that. So, if you don’t like that kinda writing well… Don’t read it, mmkay? If you’