WARNING!- This is a very long joke. If you've never heard it before, proceed with caution!(Also, you probably WILL hate me for this )
Late one night, the driver of an 18 wheeler with a blue cab and red leather seats was heading down the high way and getting very tired. He decided he would stop at the next hotel exit and stay for the night. Well, what do you know, he sees a sign for the Pink Hotel two miles off of the next exit. The trucker gets off the highway and heads towards the Pink Hotel. He instantly knew which building it was among the myriad of farm buildings and random houses; it was bright pink!
The trucker parks his truck and heads into the lobby where notices that everything is lavishly pink.
And pretty pink vases with pretty pink flowers
Figuring the hotel was appropriately named, he walked up to the very nice and pink registration desk. There, he met a lovely lady who nam