Someone asked and now I deliver. Most of these are a few lines from the shows, with the exception of Candace from Phineas and Ferb because I think it could work for us. Any of you who want to voice act can play with until we have stuff like a script for you, loves. This will be updated as I find more lines for more characters from more shows or all of you.
We are not just looking for people who sound like the characters but people who can portray emotion as the characters. Remember we want voice ACTORS.
Also there may be time when the characters need to be older and thus need to sound older. Practicing getting that older sound might help when auditions open up. (Phineas and Ferb fans have this easier because of that episode.)
Finally we will open new auditions for each fanshow we do. We will have people reprise a role if they are available, but will welcome new voice actors if that is not the case.
Lines from Phineas and Ferb
Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're going to do today. Hey where's Perry?
Ferb: She's a tire-spinning, gear-grinding, clutch-buring, back-firing, paint-trading, red-lining, over-heating, throttle-stomping, truck driving girl.
Isabella: It's the most extreme bating experience ever! It's survival of the fittest. A test of wills. Only one contestant will survive. (And because she always says it) Hi Phineas, whatcha doing?
Candace: MOM! Phineas and Ferb's fans are making a fan show!
Vanessa: I don't know Ferb. I know he's my dad and I shouldn't blame him for being busy. It's just that he always seems to put his work ahead of me. I just don't know what to do.
Dr. Doofenshirz: Curse you Perry the Platypus! (of course you'll need to practice that one
) For generations, philosophers have asked, "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" The answer - by the way, OBVIOUSLY - is of course it does! I mean, duh, right? Philosophers! Get a job, thinky-boy!
Buford: What 'cha doo-in'? Fooled ya! It's me, Buford. And my voice isn't horrible, it's raspy. You gotta spend hours screaming in a closet to get it like this. Hours!
Baljeet: All I want is one sweet, special Christmas kiss under the mistletoe. Not from you! From a pretty girl! Do not flatter yourself!
Lines from Gravity Falls:
Dipper: You see this is why you need backup cameras. We still have sixteen. Fifteen. Ok guys I repeat, don't lose your cameras. Don't! Thirteen. We still have thirteen camer- Twelve. We have twelve cameras.
Mable: Check it out Dipper. I successfully bedazzled my face. Blink. Ow. I'm unappreciated in my time.
Bill Cipher: Now isn't. This. INTERESTING! My old puppet is back for an encore. You think you can stop me? Go ahead, Pine Tree, show me what you've got. I-um-I. Do it, kid! Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now! Whatcha got, Pine Tree? everyone's waiting! DO IT! (and just for fun) Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
*Bill's voice will require audio effects to be done to it. If you want to learn how to do these affects yourself please follow the following link. youtu.be/Z39xl-radUY?t=66
If not we can do it for you, should you be casted.*
Stan: Hm, it seem like the kind of thing that responsible parents wouldn't want you to do. Good thing I'm an uncle. Avenge me kids! AVENGE ME!!!!
Li'l Gideon: Finally after all these years, after every humiliation! Your business, your family, everything will finally be mine! You have no one to protect you now! (and I just love this line) I can buy and sell you, old man!
Pacifica Northwest: Aw, 'it' thinks it's gonna win. Wait, did you hear that? People cheering for the weird girls? Yeah, me neither.
Wendy: I am the lifeguard. I make the rules sucka! Boosh! I found out lifeguards get free snake privileges. Plus I get the best seat in the house.
Ford: My whole life I'd been teased for my six fingers. But that got my thinking about anomalies: things that were odd, unusual, statistically improbable. And according to my investigations, there was one place with a higher concentration of these things than anywhere else. A small lumber town in roadkill country, Oregon: Gravity Falls.
Madness is Amazingness!