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Tejas LOBOS: Tank's Longhorns Stat

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As Football Season slowly arrives on the scene, I thought I'd create an old Stat Card they used to use in the 80s.  Besides his other endeavors, it has been aforementioned Anthony 'Tank' Expedia also serves as a Linebacker for the UT-San Antonio Longhorns.  The Season stat is not incorrect, nor is Tank someone who lacks intelligence on the college scene.  Instead Tank has many jobs at UT-San Antonio than just playing college football.

In fact, he and Jade are the first Lobani permitted to interact in Tellurian Sports.  Tank has remained at UT-SA as both student and educator, since back in 1976, he acquired his Degree for teaching Tellurian/Lobani Sexuality, as well as serving on the Sports Faculty as a Consultant.  Tank earned his nickname since is defense is practically impenetrable, even without using his Paranormal Abilities, as Kevin once found out the hard way.

Curiously, one wonders about the Clanstribe denotation.  In essence, due to Lobani Laws, a Lobani cannot be legally listed without a Clanstribe, therefore the ersatz term, Michi'Neaux is applied for those either ex-communicated from their Clanstribe, or simply not belonging to a known Clanstribe.  The term was officially changed in 1968 from the controversial Rougarou denotation which was used in the 1930s. In fact, the original term, as with Talbot is considered a racist slur to any Lobani, so it's best not to call them that, especially with the Corinthians.

Nevertheless, this image was taken from a program back in 1982, then later used for a trading card when the Topside Card company started making college sports cards.

Anthony 'Tank' Expedia, Lobani, Tejas LOBOS (c) 2019, 2020 RMc, Fangarian Productions
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