Profile page maintenance here! We heard there were a few faulty lights, and apparently you reported an infestation of overgrown mutant mole rats, as well? No problem! We brought along something called a nuclear missile. Our approach to this problem is that your profile page will no longer need maintenance if there is no profile page left to need it! Within the next 10 seconds, could you kindly move 50km away from the blast site? Thanks!
Thank you for the watch, Faan! Here, have one in return!