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"Mom,i'm home"yelled Mark as he got back from his first day of high school. "Great honey, how was your day?" "Full of crap!When i got there, my math teacher was just leaving the class, and looked at me with an angry face.Don't think i made a good impression.After that, the whole class started to look at me like i was a damn criminal.Besides that, i had a pretty good day, thank you. "Well, at least you got a good day.I don't know if you are going to like this, but, i just got fired from my job as a housemaid."said his mother, ashamed of herself. "Wha-How did you get fired?That`s the easiest job in the world!" "Well, bad behaviour, i started...