Description
"The Blobfish Song"
(A heartfelt anthem for proud blobfish everywhere)
[Verse 1]
Way down deep in the ocean blue,
Where the light is faint and the friends are few,
Lives a fish with a face like a frown,
But don't be fooled — he runs this town.
He ain't got scales, he ain't got speed,
But he's got everything a blobfish needs.
No need to shine or swim with flair,
He's got confidence, style, and salty hair.
[Chorus]
🎵 We're blobfish, baby, and we don't care!
Squishy and proud with our vacant stare.
You might laugh, but we'll just grin,
‘Cause ugly's just a place to begin! 🎵
[Verse 2]
Voted ugliest, back in ‘13,
But we turned that into a beauty queen dream.
We float with grace, we sing our song,
Been under pressure all along.
You call us weird — we call it flair.
You hide your flaws — we proudly wear.
We’re gelatinous, glorious, awkward and pink,
And better than you might first think!
[Chorus]
🎵 We’re blobfish, baby, and we don’t mind!
Beauty’s deeper than what you find.
We wobble proud, we slosh with soul,
Rockin’ the reef with heart and roll! 🎵
[Bridge]
So if you’re feeling out of place,
With a droopy nose or a squishy face,
Remember the blobfish, wild and free —
Owning the ocean, just being me.
[Final Chorus]
🎵 We’re blobfish, baby, and we don’t hide!
Funky, fabulous, ocean-wide.
You be you, and we’ll be blob —
Together we’ll start the anti-snob mob! 🎵
[Outro – Spoken]
So here’s to the weird, the wrinkled, the round —
To every face that won’t be crowned.
We’re the blobfish… and we’re beautifully profound.
Its cute