The Seven Deadly Sins Of Supermarket Shopping
You must take pride in what you wear and what you eat.
It's not a crime to wear a ball gown or tuxedo to the supermarket, or your £4000 designer D&G sunglasses.
Scream at the horror when you realise that the trolleys actually get used by thousands of other people and therefore the handles are dirty, but not to worry, your handy pocket handkerchief comes to the rescue.
Of course, one must not just worry about what they wear or what they touch, their food must be in the most perfect of conditions. This means measuring that frozen leg of lamb with a portable tape measure, or ensuring that your bag of Birdseye Potato Waffles contains absolutely no dents. If the product fails to meet your high expectations, alert a member of staff immediately, and demand either: A refund, Compensation or Tickets to The Nutcracker Symphony Orchestra.
Why should you accept what you have, when someone else clearly has something b