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7 Deadly Sins Of Supermarkets
The Seven Deadly Sins Of Supermarket Shopping
Pride
You must take pride in what you wear and what you eat.
It's not a crime to wear a ball gown or tuxedo to the supermarket, or your 4000 designer D&G sunglasses.
Scream at the horror when you realise that the trolleys actually get used by thousands of other people and therefore the handles are dirty, but not to worry, your handy pocket handkerchief comes to the rescue.
Of course, one must not just worry about what they wear or what they touch, their food must be in the most perfect of conditions. This means measuring that frozen leg of lamb with a portable tape measure, or ensuring that your bag of Birdseye Potato Waffles contains absolutely no dents. If the product fails to meet your high expectations, alert a member of staff immediately, and demand either: A refund, Compensation or Tickets to The Nutcracker Symphony Orchestra.
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How to be annoying... 2
How to be an annoying customer part 2. On the market.
Ah, the market. Once very big, now a dying trend in the UK. You can find cheap goods here, expensive goods here and better mercahndise than avaliable at a supermarket. i.e fake (burberry clothing). What could be more fun than a trip to the market?
Follow my simple guide, and you can turn a friendly family run business into a law suit driven hell hole.
1. Its all about me Me ME!
The stall doesn't care about anyone else, you're the most important person to them. Sod the man whos buying 100 of stuff next to you, you want to buy that 30p toothbrush and that is more important than them!
Make sure that you nuzzle your way in to the possible crowd around the stall, feeling free to use violence and words which start with the letter F.
Snarl and growl at anyone who asks you why did you push in, and act innocent to the person serving you.
2. Free for all!!!
Hey, its only  a business after all, who says they want to make money?
Yes,
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How to be an annoying...
How to be an annoying customer part 1. The supermarket.
Ah, a quick trip to the store, to pick up a snack, or perhaps something for tomorrows dinner. If it's related to food, you're guaranteed to find something related to food in the supermarket.
But, how about not just making it a trip to the supermarket, how about making it a trip, where you annoy many people, delay people and generally cause stupid levels of stress for no reason.
Follow my simple guide, and you will have the honour of being your local stores worst customer.
1. Don't accept that trolleys don't always steer correctly.
Trolleys are designed to last, however they are always weakend at the wheels. After grinding over years of every type of grime imaginable, you're bound to find a trolley with wonky wheels. Make sure that the staffs at your local store are well aware about this problem of 'wonky' wheels by ensuring the following:
- The wheels on your trolley are made worse. Kick them several time to ensure they get bent m
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'Kev Kev' Dallas Stars fan.
United Kingdom
Current Residence: London, England
Favourite genre of music: Heavy Metal
Favourite photographer: That guy who photgraphs them page 3 models
Favourite style of art: Pixel Art (trisometric) kicks ass!
Operating System: Windows Vista + Windows XP Media Center Edition 2005 and SuSe 10
MP3 player of choice: Creative Portable Media Center (sweeet!)
Shell of choice: KDE
Wallpaper of choice: Points to desktop screenshot
Skin of choice: 'Graphite'
Favourite cartoon character: Eric Cartman
Personal Quote: If you die, can I have your clock radio?
Interests
As my title says, F**K you deviantart, and your crappy subscription plan.
Decided that it was time to leave the membership, as:
1. Adverts, I can live... 90% of my sites i visit have them
2. Special Forum? Oh remind me to cry when i can;t read lame posts about "Woohoo, I have a free subbie"
3. Bigger Thumbnails? Oh wow. I never actually noticed.
4. Beta Testing? The sites even more buggy with that option. Yuck.

there's more, but basically, up yours DA.

In and in other news, Certain people seem to feel that I (and others) haven't been their real friend.
In that case, ill ask them, why Ive stood up for them, stood by them and talked to them/invited them to events etc. over the past several years?
Hide beneath your curtain of self grown pity, If you can't accept my reasons for doing things, then what point is there in listening to my reasons and saying "That's OK?"

That is all for now.

Kev.

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eye-max Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2009
This accounts pretty much inactive now.
For all newer work, please go to [link]

Kev.
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eye-max Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2006
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Jasoaks Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
You are very much welcome! I am a huge hockey fan...and a Ducks one at that ;)
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eye-max Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2006
Wooh. 3000
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WordlyTruths Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2006
Liek Oh My Gosh, I haven't been on this page for liek years......

Sorry. I have to catch up on your deviations. <3

How're you anyway?
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thegnat Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2005
Heya :wave:
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WordlyTruths Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2005
Hey! :wave: How're you?
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silentdeathchild Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2005
hey you! i havnt spoked to you in ages..and never did see you on the bus!
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thesupermidget Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2005
im watching u
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thosethatcntdnt Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2005   Photographer
hey thanks for the welcome hope you like some of my stuff only got two on there so far but plan to but more up there soon gots lots to put up its just finding the time to do it.
i like your ipod war pic very good:)
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