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Grissom by Exzeedvelocity Grissom :iconexzeedvelocity:Exzeedvelocity 1 0 Corpse mind by Exzeedvelocity Corpse mind :iconexzeedvelocity:Exzeedvelocity 2 1 wip sketch provoker by Exzeedvelocity wip sketch provoker :iconexzeedvelocity:Exzeedvelocity 3 0 meet Bill. he probably needs sleep. by Exzeedvelocity meet Bill. he probably needs sleep. :iconexzeedvelocity:Exzeedvelocity 4 0 inktober: day too by Exzeedvelocity inktober: day too :iconexzeedvelocity:Exzeedvelocity 2 0 inktober day one: another Malis lol by Exzeedvelocity inktober day one: another Malis lol :iconexzeedvelocity:Exzeedvelocity 1 2 The Stupendous Silam. by Exzeedvelocity The Stupendous Silam. :iconexzeedvelocity:Exzeedvelocity 0 1 A good day by Exzeedvelocity A good day :iconexzeedvelocity:Exzeedvelocity 1 0 The Magnificent Malis by Exzeedvelocity The Magnificent Malis :iconexzeedvelocity:Exzeedvelocity 3 0
The nameless king of dreams (Recovered)
Perhaps it was a dream, he thought. Perhaps if he pinched himself he would wake up. but he wanted to stay in this dream world where everything bent to his will. All his life, his pathetic, miserable, life, he had been told what to do. By his corporate over lords, his “significant”other, his children, his “friends”.here he was king. No, god! A god amongst his own creations. In This world his power was limited by his own creativity. Here he created monoliths, cityscapes, constructs of mass destruction, and constructs of creation.  On the land he constructed machines, machines to do his bidding.  But as all dreams do, the mans dream came to an end.  Leaving the man with an empty feeling inside he hoped to have the dream again.  The next day, after he got home from work he made himself a TV Dinner.  At this point a woman walks in the room.  She shows a scornful expression at the man and says, “Where have you been?”  The
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Oddly enough by Exzeedvelocity Oddly enough :iconexzeedvelocity:Exzeedvelocity 2 0 Malis  Silam (colored/edited) by Exzeedvelocity Malis Silam (colored/edited) :iconexzeedvelocity:Exzeedvelocity 3 1 Malis And Silam by Exzeedvelocity Malis And Silam :iconexzeedvelocity:Exzeedvelocity 1 1 Silam. He's superior... by Exzeedvelocity Silam. He's superior... :iconexzeedvelocity:Exzeedvelocity 1 0 hey that's kinda hot by Exzeedvelocity hey that's kinda hot :iconexzeedvelocity:Exzeedvelocity 3 0 another Malis Art by Exzeedvelocity another Malis Art :iconexzeedvelocity:Exzeedvelocity 1 2


Netflix Castlevania Background: Kronstadt Roofs by sstarkm Netflix Castlevania Background: Kronstadt Roofs :iconsstarkm:sstarkm 53 1 Life Is A (sometimes beautiful ) Chaos by veroklotz Life Is A (sometimes beautiful ) Chaos :iconveroklotz:veroklotz 64 14 cover art of Gameinformer Nov. 2018 by bayardwu cover art of Gameinformer Nov. 2018 :iconbayardwu:bayardwu 137 4 Ashley doodle by Insomniverse Ashley doodle :iconinsomniverse:Insomniverse 14 7 Joseph Joestar by SoulKarl Joseph Joestar :iconsoulkarl:SoulKarl 557 10 Ugandan Shadow by Ry-Spirit Ugandan Shadow :iconry-spirit:Ry-Spirit 2,324 172 #070 Baggie - #071 Boogie - #072 Buggie by Ry-Spirit #070 Baggie - #071 Boogie - #072 Buggie :iconry-spirit:Ry-Spirit 891 58 Moth boy by Mad--Machine Moth boy :iconmad--machine:Mad--Machine 67 4 Dollfie - Travelling by Xeno-Photography Dollfie - Travelling :iconxeno-photography:Xeno-Photography 74 2 THE ROOTS by Badusev THE ROOTS :iconbadusev:Badusev 370 41
My Daily Deviation Highlights - October 2018

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My Favourite Daily Deviations from October 2018
Alice In Wonderland by Ruby--Art Death and time tattoo design by Kaos-Nest day #4 - witchtober by Yuko-n
Zevrad by Angevere 
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By the Riverside by rompingBolty By the Riverside :iconrompingbolty:rompingBolty 208 5 135 - I'll have what she's having... by KaidokJ 135 - I'll have what she's having... :iconkaidokj:KaidokJ 133 36 Thunder - Inktober Day Twenty Seven by LittleFearsDA Thunder - Inktober Day Twenty Seven :iconlittlefearsda:LittleFearsDA 13 0 OC by AlaxendrA OC :iconalaxendra:AlaxendrA 891 34 Killing an abomination by Carpet-Crawler Killing an abomination :iconcarpet-crawler:Carpet-Crawler 203 51
From Malis

(Re) what's the corperation like man?

The corporation isn't exactly in the moral high ground, more often then not. Whenever someone or something makes the good ol' corporation uncomfortable, they send me or a few others out. Yeah. The only reason I'm doing this is so I don't get deactivated. "200 years of service to the mighty corporation will be your punishment". Well here I am, 199 years later, with only eight more months of service. Damn am I happy. All of my squad mates served there time, all of em are out. But of course, I got the longest sentence. Killing a corporate overlord will do that to ya I suppose.

Don't get me wrong, it's got it's ups. Free top of the line upgrades, free mechanical care, plenty of cash. (And also this sexy-ass agent coat) But every damn thing you do is monitored. If you step out of line to hard, they skip your "three strikes" straight to frying your brain with a radiation lobotomy if you're a fleshy, or a complete wipe of your memory if you're a anthroid or an android. It's a really fun weight to have over your head.

And then there's your coworkers. Odds are, if you're such a badass you became one of us agents, your either really, REALLY, mouthy, or really quiet. Unfortunately for me, they pitted me with tier-2 agents. Essentially, we're the second best. Being a tier-2, you get a whole lot of access to damn near anywhere. Above our rank, you get the REAL heavy hitters. People with super powers, experimental serums, super advsnced cyborgs, super soldiers, magic users, you name it, and it's probably tier one. Tier one's don't get out often, and I've only seen a few. I saw this freak called "Vomen" Guy was so freaking angry he head-butted a god damned satellite back into orbit. After he caused some mayhem, his implants knocked him out, and some tier-0's showed up with an
ass-ton of tier 3s, they dragged him off. Tier-0's are just the people who run the corperation. The real hands behind us puppets. Nothing goes though without them hearing about it first.

I suppose I should mention the other tiers, three through six. Tier threes are the military force of the corperation, tier 4s are scientists and that sort of thing, tier 5s are the office force, and is mainly composed of code monkeys and lawers. Tier 6s are just menial labor workers. Janitors, assistants, anyone who failed the iq test.

Ay, I've gotta bounce, someone may be listening.

P.S.  you get this Ike, tell Malevo he can suck my metal dick.


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Lefty Fitz
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United States
I rode a shopping cart down a hill once


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KaidokJ Featured By Owner 3 days ago   Digital Artist

Thanks for the fav on 135 - I'll have what she's having...


Unless it’s some of that new hippity dippity, 100% organic, certified chemical free, all natural stuff called…water? Is that what it’s called? Can’t stand the stuff myself. No flavour, full of who knows what. Next thing they’ll tell me it’s good for my health. Bah! Poppycock! That’s just part of the marketing scheme. Well let me tell you, I am the last person to be hornswoggled by some fancy advertising or flashy gimmick. That’s why I only ever drink CRUSHED!™ A bittersweet, infinitely satisfying beverage made from the tears of your enemies, collected by rehabilitated ex-junkie tooth fairies and then brewed for 3 non-consecutive full moons, until all the natural goodness is finally eliminated and all you’re left with is a blend of barely legal chemicals. "Get CRUSHED!™, the beverage of poor sportsmen!"

#GetCrushed #CrushingIt

GGArtandDrawing Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you so much for watching me!!
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Bloodinho Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for the fav and watch!
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Null-Entity Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Thankyou Kindly For The Watch :D
chrisredfield1994 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2018
thanks for watch
Bracey100 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!
Dinzydragon Featured By Owner May 23, 2018  Student
Thanks for my picture, here's your reward
Genkkis Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav :) (Smile)
If you're curious, you could find more stuff in my gallery on DA.
Have a nice day ;) (Wink)
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