(Re) what's the corperation like man?
The corporation isn't exactly in the moral high ground, more often then not. Whenever someone or something makes the good ol' corporation uncomfortable, they send me or a few others out. Yeah. The only reason I'm doing this is so I don't get deactivated. "200 years of service to the mighty corporation will be your punishment". Well here I am, 199 years later, with only eight more months of service. Damn am I happy. All of my squad mates served there time, all of em are out. But of course, I got the longest sentence. Killing a corporate overlord will do that to ya I suppose.
Don't get me wrong, it's got it's ups. Free top of the line upgrades, free mechanical care, plenty of cash. (And also this sexy-ass agent coat) But every damn thing you do is monitored. If you step out of line to hard, they skip your "three strikes" straight to frying your brain with a radiation lobotomy if you're a fleshy, or a complete wipe of your memory if you're a anthroid or an android. It's a really fun weight to have over your head.
And then there's your coworkers. Odds are, if you're such a badass you became one of us agents, your either really, REALLY, mouthy, or really quiet. Unfortunately for me, they pitted me with tier-2 agents. Essentially, we're the second best. Being a tier-2, you get a whole lot of access to damn near anywhere. Above our rank, you get the REAL heavy hitters. People with super powers, experimental serums, super advsnced cyborgs, super soldiers, magic users, you name it, and it's probably tier one. Tier one's don't get out often, and I've only seen a few. I saw this freak called "Vomen" Guy was so freaking angry he head-butted a god damned satellite back into orbit. After he caused some mayhem, his implants knocked him out, and some tier-0's showed up with an
ass-ton of tier 3s, they dragged him off. Tier-0's are just the people who run the corperation. The real hands behind us puppets. Nothing goes though without them hearing about it first.
I suppose I should mention the other tiers, three through six. Tier threes are the military force of the corperation, tier 4s are scientists and that sort of thing, tier 5s are the office force, and is mainly composed of code monkeys and lawers. Tier 6s are just menial labor workers. Janitors, assistants, anyone who failed the iq test.
Ay, I've gotta bounce, someone may be listening.
P.S. you get this Ike, tell Malevo he can suck my metal dick.