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The Simpsons: Romance of the Nerds
One afternoon, in Springfield, C. Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers Jr., and Smithers's nephew, Jason, were out in the backyard of Mr. Burns's mansion, training a German Shepherd puppy to be a guard dog, but not before covering the basics, first. "All right, Gadget II," Burns commanded. "Sit." On command, the little puppy sat down; "Speak." Burns commanded, next. Gadget II only tilted his head, in confusion; "I said 'speak'." Burns cleared his throat, growing a little impatient. "Say something!" Gadget II then walked up to the old man, sat next to him, and whined, a bit; "Close enough..." Burns sighed in annoyance.
"Oh, give him time, sir," Smithers reassured him. "He's still only a puppy."
"True," Burns sighed, recalling another German Shepherd he trained, before. "Even Bullet took a while to train. "But it's still best to try and teach them, at an early age." he continued, pulling out a stuffed fox toy. "Now, Gadget II, attack the fox!" Almost immediately, the puppy then yipped, and
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MERB #43-D: Sonic Vs. Star Wars, Part 4
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Scourge the Hedgehog:
I'm a heartless hardass of a 'hog who's here to rattle you,
And who no other holds so much as a Shard of a Shadow to!
My deadbeat dad preached peace, the pussy, but you'll find I'm nothing like him;
Baby, fail to hail this king, and be reduced to nothing, like him!
I'm no faking poser, and I make my cohorts follow suit;
These battle scars you see? Authentic!
Patch: Aye… he speaks the awful truth!
Scourge: Conceived as but a Trek satire, I've since seen to our divergence;
Got more than a beard by which to be discerned from lesser versions!
Chaos flows through Scourge's person, making haters green with envy:
No Zone holds this multiversal menace long; no being can end me,
Nor can mutinies or parallel-pl