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  • Listening to: enya
  • Reading: no reason
  • Watching: naked news
  • Playing: hearts
  • Eating: my own fat salad
  • Drinking: her
well, i guess she's gone. i guess i can start counting the days left. i miss her. i miss newton. i never meant to fail both of them. i don't know how that happened, but it doesn't matter anymore. i'll always love you. goodbye.

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evolutionhotline
The Reverend
Fiji
Classy Introduction:

reality is a phunny thing.
if you want to win,
all you have to do...
is dream.

welcome to evolution online.

Community Disclaimer:

deviant art sucks monkey goat.
revolutionize creative diversity.
boycott morons.

now, let's get to all the cool shyt they took away, shall we.

...
The Reverend
Rev. Thumb Sprouter, Ev.D.
Quantum Theoretical Evolutionist... on acid.

Societal Member Description:

artistic responsibility description:
word magician visionaire extraordinaire.
hobbies and other duties:
mad scientist. deviant art loather. bad mutherphuker.
collective salute offerings:
wizard of words, wordweaver, premier thinker.
doctoral panicide proof:
evolutionary doctorate with honours and pride.
sanitiary graduate school:
sorry homeskool, i'm all selftaught, go back to skool.
biznessiarial brag writes:
metamorphosis, ozztek industries, nunnuvior

Informative Purposes:

Location:
[ the third layer of consciousness, known as 'physical illusion' ]
Interested in:
[ psychedelic evolution, metal, comedy, nudity, rayne ]
Favourite Movies:
[ american beauty, stranger than fiction, the adjustment bureau ]
Favourite Muzik:
[ devin townsend, tool, sonic syndicate, alice in chains ]
Preferred Genres:
[ skizophrenik muzikal heroin ]
Beloved Literary Achievements:
[ bill hicks, michio kaku ]
Current Mood:
[ peeling the paint off the flies on the wall ]
Current Biological Status:
[ alive, breathing, conscious ]
Alert Status Report:
[ eyes currently open, state altered ]
Bored Game Activities:
[ counting flowers on the wall ]
Recommendations:
[ planethopping and blue moons on jupiter ]
Favourite Visual Artist:
[ ayahuasca ]
Favourite Photographer:
[ if it doesn't fit on my desktop, it's not worth it ]
Favourite Pasttime:
[ walking home naked in the rayne ]
Favourite Artistic Style:
[ something you wouldn't understand ]
Operating System:
[ anarchistic abraxis supermind xpos ]
Creative Opinions:
[ 7/mac/linux wank goat sheep ]
Functionality:
[ currently exceeding maximum expectations ]
Method of Operations:
[ preferably annihilation and restart capabilities ]
Systematic Restrictions:
[ none that they can seem to detect ]
Factual Limitations:
[ only what you can't understand ]
Religious Views:
[ quantum theoretical evolutionist ]
Political Views:
[ anarchist and loving it ]
Current Most Wanted Status:
[ primordial ]
Media Player of Choice:
[ winamp with cd art display ]
Current System Setup:
[ dual vision big ass beast mutherphuker ]
Shell of Choice:
[ ‹^› ‹( ò ¿ ó )› ‹^› phuk the system ]
Skin of Choice:
[ nude, tatude, and gothik ]
Freedom of Choice:
[ what we're naturally born with and no one can take away ]
Vision of Choice:
[ eight year old birthpink sunrises on this alien planet ]
Desktop Experience:
[ colourful cloudy daze ]
Desktop Cycle Frequency:
[ i change my perspective a few times a day ]
Shamanic Advice:
[ clean vision daily and a life of truth diet ]
Favourite Game:
[ mariokart stoned ]
Favourite Gaming Platform:
[ acid ]
Favourite Cartoon Character:
[ marklar ]
Tools of the Trade:
[ alien hybrid binæural consciousness ]
Jack of all Trades:
[ hamster wheels and mushroom meals ]

Bizness Card Contact Info:
Personal Website: profectionist.com
Messengers: (aim) imlaffingatyou, (msn) angerizagift
(yahoo) don't demonize it, legalize it!
(skype) i think they have a cream for that.

Personal Quote:
[ i'm sure i can think of something offensive ]

Database Introductory Services:
poetry, songs, rants, theories, thoughts, and other magikally delicious, colourfully assorted, artificially flavoured, candy coated writings, verbal creations, theoretikal formulas, thoughtful journeys, wordage concoctions, conceptual detours, and vocabulyrikal errors, for your consumerous contemplation and deciphering indulgence, by the reverend. i'm a conscious, freethinking writer, muzician, artist, alien, (day)dreamer, pothead, tripper, anarkist, and evolutionist. creator of metamorphosis, the speed of mind, alienated, infinityblue, tears in the rayne, and children of the universe. i'm a proud member of citizens offering crucial knowledge, and the øzztek unimînd collective, featuring dr. porcupine, prophessor skeptikleze, scientist skizophonix, alien synæsthetiks, the sirius profectionist, and the binæural evolutionist. my anima and muse, my shining daughter, rayne miakota, my earthly son, leary samana, my alien orbital, captain sputnik, and my gravitational constant, newton, help to perpetuate my perpetual perplexities.

and don't bother clicking this stupid piece of shyt button that hides part of me as if it's irrelevant.
instead, kiss my black ass. let's evolve this artistik experience, shall we.
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:icontheozzcause:
theozzcause Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2017  Professional Writer
fuck you, deviantart. you make me suicidal.
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:iconpitkon:
pitkon Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014   Interface Designer
Happy birthday, my friend! :) :cake: :party:
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014
Happy birthday! :highfive:
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:iconchryssalis:
chryssalis Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014
I have to go now,but I'll be back...
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:iconthe-mighty-pillow:
the-mighty-pillow Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hey hows it going its been ages, hope things are sweet, dude. x
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