reality is a phunny thing.
if you want to win,
all you have to do...
welcome to evolution online.
deviant art sucks monkey goat.
revolutionize creative diversity.
now, let's get to all the cool shyt they took away, shall we.
Rev. Thumb Sprouter, Ev.D.
Quantum Theoretical Evolutionist... on acid.
Societal Member Description:
artistic responsibility description:
word magician visionaire extraordinaire.
hobbies and other duties:
mad scientist. deviant art loather. bad mutherphuker.
collective salute offerings:
wizard of words, wordweaver, premier thinker.
doctoral panicide proof:
evolutionary doctorate with honours and pride.
sanitiary graduate school:
sorry homeskool, i'm all selftaught, go back to skool.
biznessiarial brag writes:
metamorphosis, ozztek industries, nunnuvior
[ the third layer of consciousness, known as 'physical illusion' ]
[ psychedelic evolution, metal, comedy, nudity, rayne ]
[ american beauty, stranger than fiction, the adjustment bureau ]
[ devin townsend, tool, sonic syndicate, alice in chains ]
[ skizophrenik muzikal heroin ]
Beloved Literary Achievements:
[ bill hicks, michio kaku ]
[ peeling the paint off the flies on the wall ]
Current Biological Status:
[ alive, breathing, conscious ]
Alert Status Report:
[ eyes currently open, state altered ]
Bored Game Activities:
[ counting flowers on the wall ]
[ planethopping and blue moons on jupiter ]
Favourite Visual Artist:
[ ayahuasca ]
[ if it doesn't fit on my desktop, it's not worth it ]
[ walking home naked in the rayne ]
Favourite Artistic Style:
[ something you wouldn't understand ]
[ anarchistic abraxis supermind xpos ]
[ 7/mac/linux wank goat sheep ]
[ currently exceeding maximum expectations ]
Method of Operations:
[ preferably annihilation and restart capabilities ]
[ none that they can seem to detect ]
[ only what you can't understand ]
[ quantum theoretical evolutionist ]
[ anarchist and loving it ]
Current Most Wanted Status:
[ primordial ]
Media Player of Choice:
[ winamp with cd art display ]
Current System Setup:
[ dual vision big ass beast mutherphuker ]
Shell of Choice:
[ ‹^› ‹( ò ¿ ó )› ‹^› phuk the system ]
Skin of Choice:
[ nude, tatude, and gothik ]
Freedom of Choice:
[ what we're naturally born with and no one can take away ]
Vision of Choice:
[ eight year old birthpink sunrises on this alien planet ]
[ colourful cloudy daze ]
Desktop Cycle Frequency:
[ i change my perspective a few times a day ]
[ clean vision daily and a life of truth diet ]
[ mariokart stoned ]
Favourite Gaming Platform:
[ acid ]
Favourite Cartoon Character:
[ marklar ]
Tools of the Trade:
[ alien hybrid binæural consciousness ]
Jack of all Trades:
[ hamster wheels and mushroom meals ]
Bizness Card Contact Info:
Personal Website: profectionist.com
Messengers: (aim) imlaffingatyou, (msn) angerizagift
(yahoo) don't demonize it, legalize it!
(skype) i think they have a cream for that.
[ i'm sure i can think of something offensive ]
Database Introductory Services:
poetry, songs, rants, theories, thoughts, and other magikally delicious, colourfully assorted, artificially flavoured, candy coated writings, verbal creations, theoretikal formulas, thoughtful journeys, wordage concoctions, conceptual detours, and vocabulyrikal errors, for your consumerous contemplation and deciphering indulgence, by the reverend. i'm a conscious, freethinking writer, muzician, artist, alien, (day)dreamer, pothead, tripper, anarkist, and evolutionist. creator of metamorphosis, the speed of mind, alienated, infinityblue, tears in the rayne, and children of the universe. i'm a proud member of citizens offering crucial knowledge, and the øzztek unimînd collective, featuring dr. porcupine, prophessor skeptikleze, scientist skizophonix, alien synæsthetiks, the sirius profectionist, and the binæural evolutionist. my anima and muse, my shining daughter, rayne miakota, my earthly son, leary samana, my alien orbital, captain sputnik, and my gravitational constant, newton, help to perpetuate my perpetual perplexities.
and don't bother clicking this stupid piece of shyt button that hides part of me as if it's irrelevant.
instead, kiss my black ass. let's evolve this artistik experience, shall we.