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JUNE 23RD, 3226 - MOBOTROPOLIS, KINGDOM OF ACORN, PLANET MOBIUS… The March of the Machines. That’s what they called the day when DOCTOR ROBOTNIK overthrew the Kingdom of Acorn to establish his new machine empire. No one saw the signs, as peacetime was perfect for Dr. Robotnik to launch his uprising. The hollow victory from the Great War was still raw in the eyes of the Mobians, and now the one person they had trusted to protect them had betrayed them. The monarchy, army, and government were wiped out, and Dr. Robotnik has strategically sealed off the city to trap the citizens - but, some were quick enough to make their escape. As gunships and warships descended upon Mobotropolis to capture the citizens, some fled through the long grass of the summer fields, fleeing the city in the direction of the Great Forest, deep enough for them to hide in. Most of them are children - SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, PRINCESS SALLY ACORN, ROTOR WALRUS, ANTOINE D’COOLETTE, BUNNIE RABBOT, an infant fox born mere

PLANET MOBIUS Long ago, the planet MOBIUS was a very different world. Back then, the tiny blue planet was called EARTH and was ruled by mankind. It was during humanity’s golden age of technology that the XORDA came. An extraterrestrial species who had watched Earth for eons, the Xorda offered intergalactic relations in exchange for control of mankind’s weaponry and resources. Mankind responded disgracefully by capturing and dissecting an ambassador, enraging the Xorda, who carpeted the planet’s surface with their destructive Gene Bombs, wiping out most life and flooding the world with radiation. Mankind survived in mass underground bunkers, waiting till the Xorda left, and the radiation faded. When the time came to return to the surface, man found their throne had been taken. An unexpected side effect of the Xorda’s bombardment had caused the animals to mutate and gain sentience. Over a millennia and more, the animals, or MOBIANS, built their own civilizations. Empires rose and fell

CASTER: SNOW WHITE Title: Fairest in the Woods Class: Caster (alt. Rider, Assassin) Origin: Germanic Fairy Tales Gender: Female Alignment: Lawful Good Relic: Shard of a glass coffin. Parametres: Strength [D], Endurance [C], Agility [C], Mana [C+], Luck [B]. Class Skills: Item Construction [D+], Territory Creation [C]. Personal Skills: -Item Construction [D+]: Allows the manufacturing of magical items, from instruments of war to everyday items. Although a Caster, she had little experience in magecraft beyond what the Seven Dwarfs taught her, so is only able to craft small objects or tools she used in her legend. She has an affinity with jewels, able to craft medium-level magic gems that have minor thaumaturgy spells within them. She refers to this as “dwarf magic”. -Territory Creation [C]: Caster struggles to create a workshop, though with enough mana, can create a duplicate of the dwarves’ woodland cottage. It requires certain conditions, such as being in a secluded, wooded area

An idea I've muddled over for a while. The last Pirates of the Caribbean movie, Dead Men Tell No Tales, was a total shipwreck, with Johnny Depp giving a tired performance for a tired character. Too much and yet too little going on, Will and Elizabeth's return was neat but unnecessary, and Javier Bardem was sadly wasted. This is my outline for how I'd fix things. The film takes place 13 years after At World's End. 12-year old Henry Turner, Will and Elizabeth's son, wants to break his dad's contract with the Flying Dutchman. Elizabeth has been Governess of Port Royal for years, using her time to earn the respect of the people and navy, having a colourful reputation for her history with pirates. Yet, she naturally misses Will, fearing she will grow old and die without him. Henry rows out into the bay, ties a light anchor to his body, deliberately sinking to the seabed, but is rescued by his father. Will can only escape his role if someone took his place, but most of the crew

BERSERKER: RAPUNZEL Title: Girl in the Tower Class: Berserker Origin: Germanic Fairy Tales Gender: Female Alignment: True Neutral Relic: A knot of curling, golden hair. Parametres: Strength [D+], Endurance [C], Agility [C+], Mana [C], Luck [B]. Class Skills: Mad Enhancement [E] Personal Skills: -Alluring Nightingale [C]: A skill that allows the individual to have a mesmerising voice. Those who hear Berserker sing are drawn to her, igniting a dormant, chivalrous desire to rescue and protect her. Rapunzel possessed a lovely singing voice, that attracted the attention of her fairy tale prince, enabling the events that led to her eventual freedom from her tower. -Beautiful Princess [B]: A charismatic nature not for leadership, but to bring and attract the people around the user. Rapunzel was considered a very beautiful girl, though not becoming a princess until the end of her story, but was treated with much reverence. Her charm is surprisingly high for a Berserker, outweighing her Mad

-Who thought a film adaptation of The Country Bear Jamboree would be a good first leap into big-budget theme park movies? The film was released a year before Pirates of the Caribbean, and the difference in quality between the two movies is astonishing. -The Country Bearsis intended to be a celebration of country and rockabilly music, with the songs written by Brian Setzer, John Hiatt, and Bela Fleck, and whilst featuring cameos from Willie Nelson, Elton John, Queen Latifah, Don Henley, Bonnie Raitt, Don Was, Wyclef Jean, Xzibit, this is a movie about a fictional band of singing bears! -This is going to be a repeated question, but how much money did Disney pay for John Hiatt to be in this movie? -The Muppets would more successfully follow the same story beats of this movie nine years after The Country Bears’ release. -How can these bears play instruments that are clearly made for humans to use? -The bear animatronics are terrifying! Why try to go for realism in a movie about

A semi-prequel to Disney's Hercules, following Phil, the satyr trainer of heroes, in his earlier days. Hercules messes around a lot with the chronology of Greek myths, but we can work around that. This adventure would adapt Jason and the Argonauts, taking some liberties, and making certain parts of the epic a little more suitable for family audiences. Philoctetes is a nymph-chasing satyr who is prophecized to participate in a great voyage and become a trainer of heroes. The film begins with King Pelias declaring himself ruler of Iolcus after the death of his brother Aeson. Hearing from the Oracle of Delphi that his newborn nephew Jason will succeed him as king, and he will die killed by a "man wearing one sandal". Pelias acts to remove the baby from the picture. Jason's mother Alcimede flees to the temple of Hera, begging for help. Jason is spirited away, but his mother is killed. Jason is given to Phil to raise, being a young, inexperienced grumpy goat, but he warms to

Image source: https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/335307134760862306/ FOREIGNER: KING GHIDORAH Title: Monster Zero / He Who Is Many / The False King / Golden Death Class: Foreigner Origin: Unknown Gender: Male Alignment: Chaotic Evil Relic: A golden dragon scale. Parametres: Strength [B], Endurance [B+], Agility [A], Mana [A], Luck [C]. Class Skills: Existence Outside the Domain [A], Divinity [C]. Personal Skills: -Existence Outside the Domain [A]: Most Foreigner-class Servants are beyond human conception, materialising through a human host who encountered them and survived with their sanity in tact. Because this Servant is a physical being, he carries a weaker ranking of this skill. He materialises as a human per the rules of the Holy Grail. -Divinity [C]: Foreigner is not an Outer God, but a extraterrestrial creature that came to Earth during the Age of the Gods. His immense power changed the very climate of the planet, terrifying early human civilizations. As such, his appearance

Quest for Camelot was a 1998 animated fantasy film released by Warner Bros. Feature Animation and directed by Frederik Du Chau. Although a frequent childhood watch, the film hasn’t aged well. The story is a total train wreck, the lead protagonist is a bratty nuisance with no sense of agency, and the songs were forced. The only thing that people remember about Quest for Camelot was “The Prayer”, and most folks don’t even know it is from an animated film. In truth, the film was a huge victim of executive meddling. The original directors, Bill and Sue Kroyer, were swapped out for Du Chau, and the entire animation staff were given the run-around by the indecisive producers, who dictated how the entire movie would unfolded. Animators like Lauren Faust hated working on the film. It was greenlit before the story was worked out, just about every major figure in production either quit or was fired, and then the songs were shoehorned in to copy the Disney formula. The producers had no concept

LANCER: RODAN Title: The Fire Demon / King of the Skies. Class: Lancer Origin: Mount Aso, Kyushu, Japan Gender: Male Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Relic: Volcanic talon. Parametres: Strength [B], Endurance [C], Agility [A+], Mana [D], Luck [D]. Class Skills: Magic Resistance [C]. Personal Skills: -Divinity [C+]: Lancer is a Divine Beast born from Gaia, and can be summoned as an agent of the Counter Force. In ancient times, he was revered as a fire god and volcano demon, having a shared link to both the sky and the earth. -Lord of the Skies [C]: There was no other terrestrial Divine Beast who had dominion over the skies like Lancer. He was the fastest and most agile, unmatched by any other. With a flap of his wings, he could level cities and knock aircraft out of the air. If in his human shell, Lancer is able to become airbourne and fly without any physical means, moving at agile speeds. He will naturally use his wings in his divine form. If he knocks anything out of the air, he will