Listening to: anamanaguchi
Watching: mullohand drive
Playing: smt nocturne
said francis picabia as he sipped his dunkin donuts latte. andre breton looked over his new yorker and snorted. why do you drink that commercial shit he laughed hastily. he cloak unwinds itself exponentially. picabia sulks and drinks and sulks and drinks.
enter elephant with giraffe.
the giraffe sits down. picabia says hello, but andre eyes him with suspicion. where's the art? he asks, barely trembling at the weight of the giraffe's neck alone. the elephant orders a dozen donuts because it's cheaper that way.
enter nilson, circa december 2010. he wears a suit.
nilson shakes picabia's hand, but not andre's. nilson throws up his taco bell meal all over andre's magazine. the giraffe laughs, the elephant looks around nervously and picabia does not notice.
enter emma, wearing green dress.
she sits down, then gets up, orders a coffee. she says hello to all. only nilson replies, kisses her hand. where's linda? nowhere important. haven't seen her in about a decade. what about, the cowboy? nope. well, actually, a week ago, yes. Yes. no. emma gets her coffee and moves downstage, into audience, shakes some hands, asks questions about pataphysics. andre sighs loudly and looks to see who has noticed. no one important has. now what about cubism? the giraffe asks. nothing. nowhere, andre mimes, his eyebrows deep in their arch. if only de sade would come and speak to us, nilson moans. his sarcasm is lost on most on stage. emma moves upstage, somewhere stark, opposing to andre and picabia's table.
exit elephant. exit giraffe. enter cast of three's company.
yo what up g money they say. nilson feigns in difference, vaguely. andre snorts some cocaine on his magazine. so what about pataphysics picabia says nervously. i'll be damned if i dont have the last word andre yells.
exit andre breton.
WHEREDUGOE? nilson says, beckoning the late jon merrit(t) with his gps and all. picabia writes some manifestos about being an individual, despite what andy warhol taught him. emma says this. nilson nods in agreement. pan out. we see outside of gingerbread house.