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I Have Ryan's Girlfriend by evaunit666 I Have Ryan's Girlfriend :iconevaunit666:evaunit666 1 2 Make Georgia Howl by evaunit666 Make Georgia Howl :iconevaunit666:evaunit666 1 1
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Human Instrumentality One by evaunit666 Human Instrumentality One :iconevaunit666:evaunit666 0 6 Too Many People and Problems by evaunit666 Too Many People and Problems :iconevaunit666:evaunit666 0 5 You Are Not Alone, Not by evaunit666 You Are Not Alone, Not :iconevaunit666:evaunit666 0 8 Then let's randezvous by evaunit666 Then let's randezvous :iconevaunit666:evaunit666 0 6 The Stuff of Legends by evaunit666 The Stuff of Legends :iconevaunit666:evaunit666 0 11 Ipod Nightmare Horror Hour by evaunit666 Ipod Nightmare Horror Hour :iconevaunit666:evaunit666 0 19 Hollywood's Already Jealous by evaunit666 Hollywood's Already Jealous :iconevaunit666:evaunit666 0 16 Halloween Heartbreakers by evaunit666 Halloween Heartbreakers :iconevaunit666:evaunit666 0 12 Screamy Kids Are... by evaunit666 Screamy Kids Are... :iconevaunit666:evaunit666 0 28 Carrot Dude by evaunit666 Carrot Dude :iconevaunit666:evaunit666 3 95 Home Sweet Home? by evaunit666 Home Sweet Home? :iconevaunit666:evaunit666 3 48 And We All Fall Down by evaunit666 And We All Fall Down :iconevaunit666:evaunit666 2 36 Just So Lonely Without Me by evaunit666 Just So Lonely Without Me :iconevaunit666:evaunit666 3 53

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Nihilism by obliteratus Nihilism :iconobliteratus:obliteratus 0 11 L'Arbre II by romeounderstudy L'Arbre II :iconromeounderstudy:romeounderstudy 1 0 AbhorredTyrant by SomebodyOverYonder AbhorredTyrant :iconsomebodyoveryonder:SomebodyOverYonder 4 17 Portrait no. 2 by Jonjounin Portrait no. 2 :iconjonjounin:Jonjounin 0 4 dragon quest comic by Nine-Tailed-Fox dragon quest comic :iconnine-tailed-fox:Nine-Tailed-Fox 24 26 Serenity by SomebodyOverYonder Serenity :iconsomebodyoveryonder:SomebodyOverYonder 3 17 Ready for Winter by poli-chan Ready for Winter :iconpoli-chan:poli-chan 874 172 Nobody but Death by Koskish Nobody but Death :iconkoskish:Koskish 8 15 Does This Make Me Look Fat? by RaTFiNKPie Does This Make Me Look Fat? :iconratfinkpie:RaTFiNKPie 2 14 Bailo con los Colores by SomebodyOverYonder Bailo con los Colores :iconsomebodyoveryonder:SomebodyOverYonder 8 26 Supergrrrl by ashveenp Supergrrrl :iconashveenp:ashveenp 166 135 Shadow.. in a hat by Koskish Shadow.. in a hat :iconkoskish:Koskish 11 9

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evaunit666
SYNDROME (b0ssc00r3)
Artist
United States
Current Residence: New York
Shell of choice: turtle shell cookie dough ice cream topping
Wallpaper of choice: devil world
Favourite cartoon character: misato katsuragi
Personal Quote: The Depths! The Depths!!
Interests
  • Listening to: anamanaguchi
  • Reading: baudelaire
  • Watching: mullohand drive
  • Playing: smt nocturne
said francis picabia as he sipped his dunkin donuts latte. andre breton looked over his new yorker and snorted. why do you drink that commercial shit he laughed hastily. he cloak unwinds itself exponentially. picabia sulks and drinks and sulks and drinks.

enter elephant with giraffe.

the giraffe sits down. picabia says hello, but andre eyes him with suspicion. where's the art? he asks, barely trembling at the weight of the giraffe's neck alone. the elephant orders a dozen donuts because it's cheaper that way.

enter nilson, circa december 2010. he wears a suit.

nilson shakes picabia's hand, but not andre's. nilson throws up his taco bell meal all over andre's magazine. the giraffe laughs, the elephant looks around nervously and picabia does not notice.

enter emma, wearing green dress.

she sits down, then gets up, orders a coffee. she says hello to all. only nilson replies, kisses her hand. where's linda? nowhere important. haven't seen her in about a decade. what about, the cowboy? nope. well, actually, a week ago, yes. Yes. no. emma gets her coffee and moves downstage, into audience, shakes some hands, asks questions about pataphysics. andre sighs loudly and looks to see who has noticed. no one important has. now what about cubism? the giraffe asks. nothing. nowhere, andre mimes, his eyebrows deep in their arch. if only de sade would come and speak to us, nilson moans. his sarcasm is lost on most on stage. emma moves upstage, somewhere stark, opposing to andre and picabia's table.

exit elephant. exit giraffe. enter cast of three's company.

yo what up g money they say. nilson feigns in difference, vaguely. andre snorts some cocaine on his magazine. so what about pataphysics picabia says nervously. i'll be damned if i dont have the last word andre yells.

exit andre breton.

WHEREDUGOE? nilson says, beckoning the late jon merrit(t) with his gps and all. picabia writes some manifestos about being an individual, despite what andy warhol taught him. emma says this. nilson nods in agreement. pan out. we see outside of gingerbread house.

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TonyaChocoLunchTime Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
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Jonjounin Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2008
VEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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BlackNailpolishDays Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2008  Student General Artist
Heyyyy.
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evaunit666 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2008
my dick is mc squared
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evaunit666 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2008
GALLERIA
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Jonjounin Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2008
Hey you, I need you for my next project. You have to help me carry some eggs, got it? :rofl:

Peace man.
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MEK14617 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
Hey, sorrow I haven't been here in a while. Been studyin for those darned midterms. I really like your Loveless pic, you drew it right? It's awesome! I've always wondered what Loveless was about...guess I'll never know...:)
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evaunit666 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2008
haha this is very belated. loveless is so cute ^^ its about this boy and he gets caught up with this magical fighting nonsense and then they throw in some shonen ai just for kicks. n yeah, i drew that =D
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MEK14617 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
wow, that sounds cool. I gotta check this out now! XD
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UnsightlyCorpses Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2008
fuck me HARDDDDDDDD
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