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Eragon Spoof - Waiting

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The characters of Christopher Paolini's Eragon, while waiting around for the fourth book.

Galbatorix: Mwahaha you will neverss defeat me!!!!
Eragon: yoink *steals mug of ale*
Galbatorix: Oy!!!
Arya: Eragon, stop picking on him.
Galbatorix: *sob*
Shruikan oh shut it you pansy I don't know how you became king in the first place
Galbatorix: I'm a master of hacking people's minds *retarded happy face*
Eragon: Try me, we have ages here anyway
Galbatorix: O #CENSORED CENSORED OHMYGODDIDHEREALLYSAYTHAT OHMYGODHOWCOULDITHINKLIKETHIS# yes - #I'MSORRYKEEP CENSORED CENSORED#
Eragon: o__________o
...
Roran: Seriously I didn't need to hear .. or see .. that ....
Durza: Co-
Random Twin no.1: You're dead, piss off
Roran: so are you, get your ass outta here
Random Twin no.2: Not until we have a few drinks first
*Twins #CENSORED#*
Saphira OH MY GOD GET A ROOM!!!! D:
Arya: So am I seriously going to be the fourth rider??
Nasuada: No, I am!!! *sqeaul*
*Arya and Nasuada catfight*
Murtagh: Haha hot
Eragon: *droooools*
Roran: *staaarrree*
Katrina: Hey!!! *slaps Roran*
Saphira oy, you!!! Elf!!!!! I luuurrrrrvvv youuuuuuuu honey!!!! *whistles*
Eragon: *donk**facepalm**bangs head on wall**blacks out*
Orik: Ohnoes that dragon's drunk again
Hrothgar: Hmm... *disapproving look*
Orik: OMAGOD ur alive!!!! *glomp*
*Hrothgar falls away in dust*
Orik: oopsy daisy
Solembum: Hahaha!!!!! I'm druunnnk!!!!!!! Lala!!!!! He who walks alone is coming to Varden!!!!! Lalala
Nasuada: Wha?? Who coming to *hic* Varden??
Roran: People!!! Who's *hic* drunk??
Saphira: Not meeeeeee *blacks out*
Thorn: Hmm.... she looks cuter when she's drunk...
Elva: Are we there yet?? Are we there yet??
Christopher Paolini: Uggh, let me write in peace!!!
Elva: Hahaha my questions are causing you pain >)
Chris *facepalm*
Angela: *hic* look its a rain*hic*bow cloud I have to study that *hic* it not right
Murtagh: We're indoors .... *hic*
Galbatorix: No we're *hic* in that one place that *hic* I've been before...
Chris P.: Ok that's it I'm erasing all the ale
Saphira *gasp* ohnoes!!!! D:
Orik: That will not be tolerated!!!! *hic*
Chris: Alright, I won't, geez
Galbatorix *gets on Shruikan* Farewell my fellow creatures I shall go for a (Shruikan takes off) *Galby falls off**doomph*
Krystal: haha I've always wanted to see that happen!!!!
Everyone: >(
Krystal: ...what?? :
Eragon: MY story!!!! MINE!!!! >(
Krystal: alright alright ... =( *sniff*
Islanzadi: I command thee to leave the premises!!!
Krystal (mutters) fine then be that way *slam*
Galbatorix: Well hello there, I'm a king and your a queen...
Islanzadi: o__o
Murtagh: I'm drunk!!! Yay!!!! *happy face:
Eragon: *vomits* I'm more *hic* dr - *vomit* - unkfslksjdf
Roran: I love you Ra'zac!!!!!!!!!
*kisses shorter Ra'zac*
CP: 0___o
Thorn: you guys!!! Getta freakin' room!!! D:
Green Dragon: hello!!! I hatched!!!! lalala
Thorn: No you didn't, get back in there!!!! And, between me and you, you don't want to hatch either, until the Varden steal you
Greeny: o.O wth??
Thorn: Ah stuff that hatch for Arya
Arya: Yay!!!!!! *happy face*
Nasuada: Aaargh!!!!! How can you be so cruel!!!!! *bangs Thorn's head on wall*
Murtagh: Ah shit #%&@(#%*
Thorn *growl**faint*
Saphira: nom
Solembum: I seriously don't recommend that ... you should try an Urgal eye, it's not as gross as it sounds
Saphira: um, no thanks
Nar Gajvok: You'd better not, dragon
Solembum: *nom*

To be continued...
© 2010 - 2020 Eva-Dragon-Goddess
By the way, Galbatorix's famous brain-hacking method is one that my friend uses, and the 'censored' parts are just sick sounds I don't want to write down. My friend evilly hacks my mind using that method, and I try concentrating on nuetral things like trees to block her out >.<

Haha I love Eragon series, and I'm a hardout fan, but while waiting around for the fourth book, I like to read some spoof, or random funny Eragon related stuff. Cos it's fun. But they kicked me out D:
So I hope you guys enjoy, you know, just for a laugh. No insult or anything intended, of course.
:drunk:
All characters belong to Christopher Paolini, except for Krystal, who is, of course, me.
By the way here is another fun Eragon spoof thing [link] :dummy: (it's not by me).

Haha lol I dropped a few book four spoilers in but you only get it if you already know lolz

:iconkittydividerplz::iconkittydivider2plz::iconkittydivider3plz::iconkittydivider4plz::iconkittydivider5plz:

Part 1: You're on it
Part 2: [link]
Part 3: [link]
Part 4: [link]
Part 5: [link]
Part 6: [link]
Part 7: [link]
Part 8: [link]
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Oh my goodness… wow. You have definitely made me happier.
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Haha I'm glad XD :icongwompplz: Thanks!
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laughing so hard right know (:
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:iconimhighplz: Glad you're laughing! lol
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lolololololololo,lolol
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:iconredbullglompplz: I'm glad you like lol :icontardglompplz:
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lol I can't stop laughing at this!
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Tehee thanks glad you liek it :D
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zOMG EPICNESS LLOLLOLOOLO XD
*translation*
That was very hilarious.
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LoL thank you :iconohjoyplz:
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Lol I read all of them! CP's little pop-is made me die. XD
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CP's wha??
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Oh Christopher Paolini... ^^; On the Eragon Book 4 discussion forums, we used to call him CP...
Oh wait that wasn't what you were asking, was it? XP
Oh! I see where I messed up! I meant CP's pop-ins, not pop-is! XD
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ooh... lol kay.
Cos u said pop-is it crossed my mind it could be popsicle or something ... lolz ^^;
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omg that does sound sort of like a popsicle... XD
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CP's popsicle lolz.
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must.. make.. comic

NO COPYING
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Dude have u seen chap 2 and 3 yet??
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u lyk?! :dummy:
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ja ja hitler
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lolzz
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must make comic of this >: )
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REally?? LoL u has to credit me for the script lol
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