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EternalParody

You may call me the Salamander.
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oH. wElL tHeN.

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I now have a lot more reason to be on here. 0-o
I will definitely try to be. Um... Thanks for all the birthday wishes, everyone. I'm really not sure what to say. ^^

Even though that wasn't my actual birthday HNNGNGGG-

Anyhoo
I'll try to get something in by the end of the day. ^^

Thaaaaaaaaank
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Explanation

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...I really can't stay away... I may have a problem...


SO

A few people have expressed concern about my hiatus, and... I just want to explain some things.

In 6 months, I move out of my parents' house.
And go to college.

Naturally, I am not emotionally or financially prepared for this change. But I have to be. That's why I wanted to take a hiatus... I just needed to clear some things out of my head.

But as many of you have seen, I kept coming back. -_-

I really have commitment issues...
SO

I will be back to my promised burst of creativity. Hopefully.

Probably.






...Maybe.
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...hiatus...

1 min read
I know, that's rich coming from me, but...

I'm going on an indefinite hiatus.


I will be back, I just... Life's being a bitch. I need to get a few things sorted. I'll be on for the rest of today, but... I don't know when I'll be coming back. I'll probably take a month. I just... I love being here, but I need to find my priorities, and unfortunately, this is not one of them.

I am not deactivating my account.

Knowing me, I'll forget my password and my account will stay deactivated, so not doing that.

I'ma miss this place... But again, I will be back. Just... dunno when...
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Exaaaaaaaaaams....

Next week, maybe...

So I won't be on a lot for the next like week and a half. I'll try to check in when I can, but once it's OVER, you'll be sure to hear from me.

I mean I only have two exams, but the school has exams stretched across a whole week and a half, so my access to computers is gonna be sketchy.

Commissions


Someone asked about this, so I'm gonna try to clarify some things.
(ohmygodspeoplewantmetomakethemthingsaldspfokjdlsgnppasdfj)

What I need from a commission request:
  • Any specific characters you want in it (w/ references)
  • Any plot ideas you want (not needed, but I may charge a little more)
  • Any ideas for content? (Go easy, I don't wanna do... fetishy kinda stuff... I'll definitely charge more for that stuff, and I reserve the right to refuse it.)

Or maybe you don't want something of your own?

  • Want a shoutout? 5 points. Your name will appear in the next story part I post.
  • Want a character cameo? (I have your character appear somehow in my next coming story part, but he/she/it/they doesn't have any plot significance and will probably never show again. You'll get a shoutout in the description.) 10 Points.
  • Want a character appearance? (A little more plot importance, though they likely won't tie into the main arc. Again, a shoutout in the description.) 15 points.
  • Want to decide exactly how one of these plays out? 10 more points. And details. A lot of details.

And keep in mind; if you're new to following me, my stuff is a bit sporadic. I'm dealing with a lot in my life, especially now. I'm in my last year of school, and you know how THAT goes... >_>

In EVERY case, I will accept some kind of trade if you're low on funds. Negotiation is always good. I don't really need the points, and I won't ask for money for ANY of my stuff, EVER.
becauseitsucksandisntworthrealmoney

What's that? You want to RP?
You think I'ma ask money for that?!

Also, do NOT pay to the Commissions Widget! Go to the "Give Points" thing on the top right of my page. Send me a message with whatever info I said I need.

Content


...I'm trying. I swear. finding time for that kinda thing is... harder by the day. ^^

IN CONCLUSION


Sh**'s hard right now and I'm working through it. I'll be good like week after next. Expect a hella lot more after that. Hella.

HELLA.



You guys are great. Honestly, I find it hard to handle life sometimes, and you guys... Really, it makes me unspeakably happy to see that people enjoy my content. Bless every one of you. :)




Mitch Out.

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iGnOrE tHiS oNe

1 min read
I need this link for later and...
I dunno where else to put it............

voice.mozilla.org/?sample_rate…

I mean if you wanna contribute your voice too then feel free, but otherwise ignore it.
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