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Ernieplz

Ernie
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  • Jan 28
  • United States
  • Deviant for 14 years
  • He / Him
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:iconrubberduckplz:

Current Residence: Sesame Street
Print preference: cookies
Skin of choice: orange?
Favourite cartoon character: The letter "H"


Favourite Games
Tag
Favourite Gaming Platform
the floor
Tools of the Trade
Rubber duckie, fire truck, and Bert's cookies
Other Interests
rubber ducky, annoying Bert

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Ernie: Mom, why does this milk taste funny?
Ernie's mother: Oh, you mistakely grabbed your aunt's bottled breast milk in the fridge that was suppose to be fed to your cousin Ernestine. Ernie, are you alright?
Ernie: *Spits milk* DEUUEAUGH!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHOTACON IM CHOKIGN

I threw a wish in the well (╯°□°)╯


Don't ask me I'll never tell ಠ‿ಠ


I look to you as it fell and now your in my way. ಠ,ಥ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)


I'd trade my soul for a wish,    (-'_'-)    ◉   ლ(╹◡╹ლ)


Pennies and dimes for a kiss    (• ε •)


 wasn't looking for this, (¬_¬)


But now you're in my way   (╬ ಠ益ಠ)


Your stare was holding', ●ᴥ●


Ripped jeans, skin was shown'  ಥ‿ಥ


Hot night, wind was blown' ☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆


Where do you think you're going, baby?   |◔◡◔I


Hey, I just met you,(^•ω•^) 


And this is crazy, ✧(๑✪﹃✪)✧


But heres my number, (▰˘◡˘▰)


so call me maybe  ´ ▽ `


It's hard to look right ●﹏●


At you baby,( °٢° )



But here's my number,˘• ◡•˘


So call me maybe  (›' ᵥ '‹) 


Hey, I just met you,(^•ω•^) 


And this is crazy, ✧(๑✪﹃✪)✧


But heres my number, (▰˘◡˘▰)


so call me maybe  ´ ▽ `


And all the other boys, (¬‿¬)


Try to chase me, (╯3╰)

 

But here's my number,˘• ◡•˘


So call me maybe  (›' ᵥ '‹) 


You took your time with the call, (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻


I took no time with the fall (ι´Д`)ノ


You gave me nothing at all,(╥_╥)


But still, you're in my way щ(ಠ益ಠщ)


I beg, and borrow and steal (╥_╥) o(≧o≦)o (⋋▂⋌)


Have foresight and it's real |◔◡◉|


I didn't know I would feel it, (∪ ◡ ∪)


But it's in my wayヽ(o`皿′o)ノ


Your stare was holdin',(☉∀☉)


Ripped jeans, skin was shown'   ಥ‿ಥ


Hot night, wind was blowin'(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜


Where you think you're going, baby?  (¬‿¬)


Hey, I just met you,(^•ω•^) 


And this is crazy, ✧(๑✪﹃✪)✧


But heres my number, (▰˘◡˘▰)


so call me maybe  ´ ▽ `


It's hard to look right ●﹏●


At you baby,( °٢° )



But here's my number,˘• ◡•˘


So call me maybe  (›' ᵥ '‹) 


Hey, I just met you,(^•ω•^) 


And this is crazy, ✧(๑✪﹃✪)✧


But heres my number, (▰˘◡˘▰)


so call me maybe  ´ ▽ `


And all the other boys, (¬‿¬)


Try to chase me, (╯3╰)

 

But here's my number,˘• ◡•˘


So call me maybe  (›' ᵥ '‹) 


Before you came into my life (✿◠‿◠) (◡‿◡✿)


I missed you so bad, (╥_╥) 


I missed you so bad (╯_╰) 


I missed you so, so bad (╯3╰)


Before you came into my life ΘεΘ;


I missed you so bad, (╥_╥)


And you should know that ●︿● 


I missed you so, so bad (bad, bad) ´ ▽ ` )ノ


It's hard to look right ●﹏●


At you baby,( °٢° )


But here's my number,˘• ◡•˘


So call me maybe  (›' ᵥ '‹) 


Hey, I just met you,(^•ω•^) 


And this is crazy, ✧(๑✪﹃✪)✧


But heres my number, (▰˘◡˘▰)


so call me maybe  ´ ▽ `


And all the other boys, (¬‿¬)


Try to chase me, (╯3╰)

 

But here's my number,˘• ◡•˘


So call me maybe  (›' ᵥ '‹