Karaoke Babysitters

"Moon Knight's Inner Child meets the Avengers" is turning into a little series here, huh?

Obviously Shang-Chi and Katy would take her to karaoke. (They got non-alcoholic fruit drinks.)

Bonus: Katy tries to make a Snapewives meme joke, then takes psychic damage when she realizes how plausible it is.

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Transcript

Steven: Hey again! It's Steven fronting now. Inner Child said she had fun tonight, she's just tired.

Shang-Chi: Well, she was great, and we'd be happy to watch her again some time!

Katy: Always knew I'd be an amazing Cool Auntie.

Steven: It's been so lovely of you two to go out of your way to indulge a kid-alter in an adult body.

Katy + Inner Child + Shang-Chi: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER -- YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS! MAKE IT LAST FOREVER -- FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS!

Shang-Chi: Sure . . . "out of our way."

Katy: Tooootally not what we would've been doing tonight anyway.

Steven: Think she's been feeling left out of things for a while now . . . We're talking about sort of re-doing Marc and Layla's wedding -- with me and Jake conscious this time, you know? -- all saying vows to each other.

Well, obviously the kid's not marrying anyone. And with our . . . physical situation . . . we can't really even have her be the flower girl.

Katy: Heeey, you could always make it work if you got married on the astral plane!

. . .

Oh noooo. I was so caught up in memeing, I forgot that's an actual THING now. You actually CAN get married on the astral plane.

Shang, buddy! You're my token friend with interdimensional heritage! Help me out! What are the odds that all fiction is secretly real history from other dimensions? So you could, say, meet the real Severus Snape on the astral plane??

Shang-Chi: Katy, you get that I haven't actually DONE any more cross-dimensional traveling than YOU have . . . But, uhhh, it doesn't seem likely?

Katy: Oh, phew.

Steven: Although if someone with DID grew up really attached to the Harry Potter series, their brain could've made them a Snape fictive. And you could meet HIM on the astral plane.