Excuse me Princess, but I don't think that the Muffin Casters will be useful here.
My Muffin casters will be highly effective. Each muffin is baked to break apart into many eye shredding pieces.
When the pieces get into the enemy's eyes, they will have to stop.
Trixie sees no benefit to these tasty but useless weapons.
Derpy sighs. Have you ever had something in your eye? You will stop doing whatever you were doing to stop the pain!
The enemy will be distracted by their agony and will be ripe for attack...