"Do you know of Mario? Good man, hard working, especially with the Princess. May 28th of '93! Unique idea of a film, but absolutely flopped on release."
"The guys behind that film were NOT the brightest bulbs in the-"
"Mortal Kombat! November 21st of '97! All was well and good, another installment of the film series, was sucked into the one's place on RT."
"Look, you can't generalize-"
"Doom: Bland and tasteless! Warcraft: Not even fans liked it! Legend of Zelda: Cancelled in Preproduction! Postal: Gained little more than $3,800 in opening, sequel cancelled!