*I arrive at a random Milk Tea shop
Me: Hello can I have the classic milk tea please with boba and lychee jelly?
Store clerk/barista: Um so we've run out of the classic would you like anything else?
Don't break anyone's heart they only have one...
break their bones they have 206
If we're not meant to have midnight snacks then why is there a light in the fridge?????
I wonder if the clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look... that one is shaped like an idiot."
They say "Don't try this at home." okay so I'm coming over to your house to try it.
I never make the same mistake twice... I make it five or six times, you know just to be sure.
(This literally happened)
Me: "I'm a Ninja!"
My Friend: "lol no you're not"
Me: "Did you see me do that?"
My Friend: "Do what?"
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus had come would I be standing here?