So, yeah, I've been thinking of doing this for a while now, but I am going to open for writing commissions.
I can see you all tilting your head! "Writing Commissions?" you say, "why would anyone want to pay
someone else to write stories!?"
This is a very good question, honestly, and one that you should ask yourself! The answer is not everyone wants to, has the time to, or believes themselves capable of writing prose! Well, my name happens to be Epic Prose, so I have all of these things! But I also have a need for money, because being a college graduate means I've really got no spending cash, and being an English Major means I've got very little job opportunity.
And so in the interest of at least alleviating the no spending cash part, I'm going to offer up my 14 years of writing experience, and my college-trained writing skills, to anyone who wants to take advantage of them!
As for prices, well those are quite simple.
I'm asking for a base $30 for 1,000 words, and for every extra 1,000 added onto that it'll be $5 more. Yes, that's a lot of money for a small amount of writing... at least in my opinion, but I've been told it's fair. I'll also be offering short stories for pictures, which is to say that if you're an artist or someone who has a piece of artwork that has a story behind it, I'll help you get it onto paper for around $5-$10, since those are really short and generally a lot of fun to write.
Scripts are also in my ability, and will cost $5 a page for singular commissions, or $10-$15 per scene for longer-term commissions (Like comic series).
I would also like to stress though, there are things I will not
write: Gore/Dismemberment, Suicide, hardcore fetishes, watersports, abuse, and rape.
This list is subject to change if I find something else I am not comfortable writing, as I won't even write these things for my good friends I am most certainly not going to write them for you.
Not I don't expect any of you to just like, hand me money without any examples of the finished product I'm capable of providing! So below are links to examples of some of my more up to date stories, as well as links to pictures I've posted stories in the comments of. The comment stories are not very well edited, as they usually get a single editing pass by me before posting, but I would provide more comprehensive editing for any commissions that would be put in the descriptions of pictures.Canterlot in Flames.
Written Dec 30th 2015 - Oct 26th 2016Unto Greener Pastures
Written March 13th, 2017Moonlight Sonata - Epic Prose
- My only currently published work here on DA.Standoff - By NeonaArts
- Comment storyColored Prose - NeonaArts
- Another comment story.Broken - Underpable
- Story in the DescriptionYou Don't Have to Do This - Colourstrike
- Comment story, fifth one down.