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Mess Perfect 2 - 099

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Meet Samara, the asari paladin with creepy stare who stomps people to death crushes heads with her boobs.

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RickOShay1's avatar
I hated Samara because of this behavior; I can't fathom why people love her. 
Well, as an asari Matriarch (even if she doesn't officially hold the title, she's well over 700, so she's in the right age range), she's got the figure for it.

Come to think of it, Matriarch Benezia from ME1 (Liara's mother, Aethyta's lover) was also pretty stacked (in ME3, Aethyta literally *wolf whistles* and goes all starry-eyed at the memory of "Nezzy's" rack, much to Liara's horror), and Aethyta herself was nothing to sneeze at...maybe what Ken Donnelly said in ME2 was right; maybe an asari's breasts just keep growing with age. Leads to a snicker-worthy line about Ken wanting to spend his twilight years in an asari retirement home, much to the exasperation of his fellow engineer Gabby Daniels.
PoisonShallEvanesce's avatar
:iconfreeinternetplz:

Thanks for the entertaining read and a laugh that mostly escaped through my nose.
cr1ms0nt1ger's avatar
DAYUM!! But still, what a way to go...
Seikalice's avatar
Death by snu snu ! 
Margaret7855778's avatar
Wow i can't stop laughing! XD
TheBethM1's avatar
Samara crushing heads with her boobs XD That imagery is just killing me XD
xhagast's avatar
You are REALLY brutal.
WootMannen's avatar
Samara was badass. Unnervingly so at times.
ArtistFeline's avatar
Love the third panel!
BinkuMuja's avatar
The second panel is my fav! Who need's to see where you land when you've boobs to obstruct your view!! (And act as buffers when you bounce off the ground.)
lasermanso's avatar
Biotics boobs are back!!!! Cheers to asari diplomacy !!!
And so begins my alternating from laughing on the floor and trying to click the next button :D
sadafdaryaei's avatar
BWAHAHAHAHA
I LOLD SO FREAKING BAD THAT MY CO WORKERS ARE STEPPING AWAY FROM ME
ApolloNight's avatar
Dont care if she has EPIC BOOBIE powers shes the best, shes an asari jedi man! What more can you want! XD
OgNimaeb's avatar
It's curious, as much as I usually abhor paladins I actually quite like Samara. She's consistent.
Still, I can totally picture her doing that :D
thebabana's avatar
Damn, that's some MASS DESTRUCTION AND DISTRACTION you got going there, Samara!

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Miri1987's avatar
Hahahaha! BOOBS
VampireGoddess0806's avatar
The second panel had me in tears.
hakann442's avatar
Best way to die
CommanderAuri's avatar
Ummmm.... Wooooooooooow XD Didn't really see that coming
It's like she gets her sexual frustration out by crushing people beneath her heels. Literally.
Reaper81609's avatar
ah was laughing for several minutes, good one.
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