Mess Perfect 2 - 001

So much for "Role Playing Game". 

You, Ma'am.

Cute... you need Joker to unlock the Pods...

well... cerberus wouldnt spend a fortune and 2 years to revive joker... now would they?

Too much, lol.

Oh god! The Ancient Space Turd is shooting at us!! Abandon shi-what do you mean the idiot won't abandon ship?!? God damnit, do I have lead all the idiot's to safety every single time?

The non-romance excuse is actually perfectly acceptable as a reason to leave his suicidal ass there to burn. I'd still go after him because it'd be easier than breaking in a new pilot.

Giant Space Floater!!!!

I always kinda thought that everything in ME2 was Joker's fault because of this. xD

The idiot who designed this ship?
JOKER.

damn you seth greeen!!!

For some reason, Joker's the only major character who is guaranteed to survive all three games (unless you have a really low EMS and (maybe) don't have the Extended Cut DLC).

I'd call it a turd rather than cigar

I like Joker, but he was being a complete idiot in this scene..

An idiot that wants Joker to live ^^ ...for whatever the reason.

A space cigar? Much like a space number two

That don' look like no cigar to me! O_O Or maybe I just have a dirty mind!

HAHAHAH! i love it!

this is so awesome! xD

the collector ship looks like a big turd XD

Space cigar? Looked more like a flying turd to me.

Yup! Had to! No option!

XDDDD This is great! I personally thought "Giant turd alert" when I first saw the ship, but cigar works too! XD

I couldn't even get past the first line before spraying my iced tea all over the place.