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That's when I realized there was something weird in the Mass Effect universe.

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:iconnamikatsch:
NamikaTsch Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
hahahhahahahha XD renegade +50 XD
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Granten Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014
Yeah. Way to convince us Shai'ira isn't an alien prostitute, make our first impression of her be a closeup of her ass going up the stairs while seductive music plays.
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OnionMan Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Shai'ira's thumb is on the wrong side of her hand.
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StormerTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013   Writer
Kaidens face kills me
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StormerTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013   Writer
after reading the part about Vaseline I had a heart attack
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:iconthinker1988:
Thinker1988 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013
Lol, Shep in the second panel.
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:iconps34life:
Ps34life Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Killing the person your talking to should always be an option on the dialog wheel.
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SirBubbles1982 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013
Absolutely. Or at least severely damaging them if they're insufferable. 'Tis only a game.
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:iconzambatoh:
Zambatoh Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
How appropriate. The greeter did officially die according to ME2.
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:iconemobitch96:
EmoBitch96 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
I felt kind of bad for her mother though. It's tough losing everyone you love.
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:iconil-mentore42:
Il-Mentore42 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Just Bioware.
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:iconyournamehere8888:
yournamehere8888 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012   Writer
I see nothing weird.
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SirVolke Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
Ah the consort, the master of mixed messages.
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:icontheexeone:
TheExeOne Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2011
Epica la faccia di Kaidan :3
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:iconnyuurocks:
nyuurocks Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011
Asari in the first game: Eye Candy
Asari in ME2: Eye Candy with strong personalities.
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:iconraelzorah:
RaelZorah Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011
what? only +50?
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:iconruchti5:
ruchti5 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
kaidans :3 face rofl
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FiveThreeTen Featured By Owner May 1, 2011
Their faces are priceless!
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:iconkonne:
Konne Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011
i love her final face expression :D
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Topkicker26 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Asari: The courtesans of the Galaxy
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FoolsGil Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2011
Yeah, I wasn't a big fan of the Consort either.
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Goha7777 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
I think you'd design para/rene feature better than BW.
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EmpressRan Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The faces in this part. Dear God....

<333333
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Estelindis Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010
I seriously agree with you on this. It was super-uncomfortable dealing with the consort - she drips all over Shep! Once my Shep ended up having surprise sex with her just by not choosing the standard paragon response... :fear:
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iralovesart Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
buttshot!
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IstTyrr Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2010
I personally found nothing wrong with Shai'ra's promiscuity, apart from the fact that it was just to get your attention at the beginning but in truth it was fake and acted. Of course I can understand it was her professionalism with a new client. She didn't know what to expect.
However, she became one of my favorite npc's when I spoke with her after I completed her quests. She's the only npc in the ME universe that actually takes some time to talk with Shepard about Shepard and give some words of advice and consolation.
Her "gift of words" was enough to make me justify her reputation. Playing as a colonist/sole survivor, she takes Shepard's biggest wound -the death of loved ones- and turns it into her biggest strength: the ability to survive.

I'm over-analyzing here...I don't mean to offend the artist. I love this comic. I just thought I'd share my (different) viewpoint on Shai'ra.
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Epantiras Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Interesting! Does she really have more to say after her quest? I remember her secretary said something like "the consort is busy" and I believed I could not get there anymore for the rest of the game.
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IstTyrr Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2010
Hmm, no I don't think you can talk to her more after the Septimus and Xeltan quest. I was referring to the "gift of words" you get after completing both her quests, when you also receive the artifact for Eletania.
She might have just said a few words but they held a lot of meaning, at least from my point of view. They really touched me, both as a person and in accordance with my Shepard (addicted to RP :lol:).
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vick330 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The expressions in the next-to-last panel are priceless :rofl:

So far this game is even weirder than MotB :confused:
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CustomCookie Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010
Great facial expressions.
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TheFusionmix Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010  Student
Loving this comic so far. Ash's face in the last panel cracks me up.

Fusionmix approves +9000
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SheepishSheep Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010
Lol you can almost SEE the renegade interrupt sign flashing in front of Shepard's eyes in the second to last panel xD.
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Hencid Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
haaaaaaaaaa kaidan alenko
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kakashi-no-ai Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol, ya, it sucks to run errands for the consort--everyone's gonna make asumptions. it's inevitable XD
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PlushKraken Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
Handcuffs and vaseline are free? _ I like this place already.

But, brrrr, it's that creepy hipswing again... Sha'Ira was so not sexy... Nelyna is way cuter with her puffy face and tattoos.

OMG, Kaidan's nyoro~n face!! :meow:
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sawftmoar Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
kaidans face is like "hey, i smell something delicious coming up in the next panel"

oh how wrong he was
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Cylexus Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
>_>

<_<

^_^ I have to say that is the most accuracte depiction of the Citadel I have ever seen in the first panel.
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Jarwy82 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
Great, now her Asari parent has even more reasons to hate aliens and humans in particular. You are so not going to get her to change the contract in ME2 now. :P
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Epantiras Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh noes! You discovered my secret evil plan! Since Shepard meets her mom in ME2, I had a nice idea about how to solve the situation...
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Jarwy82 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010
Now now, if contracts in Illium could be broken via bullet to the head, there would be Asari mobsters everywhere.
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Nekala Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
I liked the Asari as a race, and I even really liked Liara, but the Asari consort ANNOYED ME TO NO END. Every cutscene with her I was all like "KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!"
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PirateRose Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
That part was so awkward. I still don't know if the Consort hug's Shepard, or just presses her boobs up against Shepard's.
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Epantiras Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BOTH :D
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Lorcan0c Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Well that Asari dies in the Geth attack anyway, so I guess you're just speeding up the inevitable.
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:iconlozpoz:
lozpoz Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
I wanted to do this to The Consort.
She just kept molesting me D8
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Dreaming-in-Shadow Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Dreaming-in-Shadow and the majority of the sensible gaming world approves +1,000,000 :heart:
XD
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Paladin12345678 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
Shepard smash stupid Asari that are only here for fanservice!
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:iconroguerubberduck:
RogueRubberDuck Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
Ah, the blatant fanservice in the ME series. Makes me want to shoot things too.
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LordBloodySoul Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Okay, that was one thing I hated about ME as well :D

You give answers and they turn out otherwise like you wanted xD
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NIELSPETERDEJONG Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
:rofl: At the last panel :)

Also Loved Kaidan's second to last panel face XD
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