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Saren is *really* *really* evil. He eats kittens and beats children, too.

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DorianMichaels Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2017
Shithead Asshole-ius-- oh, excuse me, Saren Arterius-- was the only villain that I *really* relished punching his ticket (even though as a diehard Paragon, I usually convinced him to commit suicide-- probably the first selfless act he'd ever had the decency to perform in his miserable life).

Sovereign *scared* me, but I hated Saren. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated, hated, *HATED* Saren. Hated *everything* about him--even *before* Sovereign, he was an evil fucking bastard; letting all those people in that refinery (in one of the Mass Effect novels) die, and then pinning the blame on Anderson (thus fucking up Anderson's chances for being the first human Spectre), if for *NO OTHER REASON* than HE'S A GOD DAMN *BIGOT* TO HUMANS (and, if I remember correctly, he also did it for shits and giggles, which is another tick in the 'Saren is a fucking prick' column).

And while he was particularly nasty to humans, comics and novels show that Saren was, pretty much, a complete and utter *bastard* to ABSOLUTELY ANYONE AND EVERYONE HE MET; he -really- must've been a badass Spectre if the Council let him get away with such asshattery unpunished (and I even think it was implied in ME1 that the turian Councilor, Sparatus, went out of his way to cover Saren's ass, and that Saren was his 'pet' Spectre).

Thank God we had Garrus (or hell, even Nihlus) to buff the image of the turians, because the likes of Sparatus and Saren REALLY did not serve to endear me to them, at least early on.

But, I digress; in short (if you haven't already figured it out)? Fuck Saren, fuck him, and the Reaper he flew in on. 
I hated Saren, but not because "he's a villain, you have to hate him", but because Bioware really made him a person you simply hate. Sovereign didn't scare me though, the only thing that comes to mind when I see him is "an asshole". But that's maybe because I'm a weird person that almost shitted her pants when Harbinger popped up in Arrival.
Even those two weren't as bad to me as Saren and Henry Lawson (Sorry, but Sanctuary was a HORROR), partially because they are killing machines built to kill (if that makes any sense) and being dicks to all life, organic or synthetic is what they do. Saren was... something familiar. Someone. Someone you couldn't help, but hate.
Mormegile Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2018
I didn't really hated Saren... well, at first I did. This bastard killed Nilhus and there is the story Anderson told Shepard, among a lot of other things. But when I realize he was indoctrinated, I don't know. I wanted to stop him, whatever the cost but I wasn't feeling hate toward him anymore. I even would have helped him. Even if I know he was bad before Sovereign, I wanted to help him get out of it, if it was possible. And beat is ass up, but still... I was kind of sad when I convinced him to kill himself. 
Actually, it most likely was Nazara who freaked out in this scene which makes it even more hilarious XD
DannyAndYoko Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2016
Why kittens?!

I don't care about the kids, but why the poor kittens?! :(
Mormegile Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2017
Just wait till you know what he does with puppies....
DannyAndYoko Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2017
I'm a cat person, I don't really care for puppies. XD
Mormegile Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2017
But.... they're cut too! Promis!
DannyAndYoko Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2017
Meh =P
Snowyflakey Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
very evil... Veri!!
earthward Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014
No no, he eats children and beats kittens. Get it right, geeze. 
StormerTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013   Writer
Saren had more of a hissy fit when you think about it
EmoBitch96 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
I came back to make another comment. Can anyone imagine Benezia not looking evil with Magneto's helmet? I mean seriously, I was doing another playthrough and Aethyta and Liara are all on about happy Benezia with a great rack dressed in yellow which is kind of impossible for me to see.
kato42 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
What? No joke that the first thing you see of Benezia is an ultra closeup of her cleavage?

EmoBitch96 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
In the wise words of Matriarch Aethyta, "Damn, that rack "
kato42 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Knobidrach Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012
He eats kittens? Now I really like him...
great work btw^^
Gunslinger-of-Hearts Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I remember this part...
Saren, dear... CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!
Kiki-Yuyu Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My favourite page so far!
Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Student General Artist
He never did hurt her though. He just got in her face.
psyconinja7 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Despite all that, I still love him. XD
RaineSage11 Featured By Owner May 31, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I always get creeped out at this scene...Saren was about to choke Deanna Troi, you guys do realize that?
FiveThreeTen Featured By Owner May 1, 2011
Domestic violence for the win! Oh wait ...what did I just say? XD
Topkicker26 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
mappeli Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
delcatty2590 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2011
on my 2nd play thoght i made saren redeem himself in the end by get him to shot him self in the head
Epantiras Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Same here ^_^ but I did it in my first playthroug. I screamed at the screen "That is f*cking awesome!" when I saw it.
AlexRmF Featured By Owner May 31, 2011
I also did it in the first and second... I decided to kill him in the third for variation's sake
littlegoblet Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2010
she is his punching bag. every bad guy needs one lol
Mormegile Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2017
she does have big nice bags....LOL 
Nightshadow150 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Dutchkat Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Yeah this scene never made any sense to me why Saren had to go all apeshit like that when it is clearly not in his character. Saren is more subtle but perhaps the makers thought he was too subtle for the audience to understand :roll:
vick330 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I guess he gets his point across =P
Dibol Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
Too fucking true. Why the hell would any sane person want to redeem the guy? All he wanted was humanity's genocide.
kakashi-no-ai Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
fucking indoctrination makes people incredibly unbalanced, apparently ^^;
RogueRubberDuck Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
Saren? Evil? Nooo! [/sarcasm] hehe, love it.
The-Avatar Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Love Benezia's tits!^_^
Lirulin-yirth Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
:D Really-really evil? ;)
PirateRose Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Oh! Saren don't forgot growling like a rabid, wild dog. *gggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawrrlllllllllllllllllllllll grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr heavy breathing*
theredone1223 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
I thought he would've at least table flip something in that scene. XD
Rzepik Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Student General Artist
I wonder if he ordered her to wear this kinky (and evil) outfit.
Epantiras Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Maybe! Every moustache-twirling space villain needs a scantly clad woman at his side :3
Dronehunter19 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not the kittens! :noes:
Dreaming-in-Shadow Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Phallic structures, Dark, Villainous rooms, strange women serving bad guys with exposed cleavage, and evil-evil-bad guys who eat kitties and beat children.

Sounds just about right for a bioware game! :XD:
Ojunix Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
If he touches my Kittys I will Murder him >:c
LordBloodySoul Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I. Shepard: I wonder why no one mentioned the pipes and electrical lines going through his body... . :O Or that his faces was replaced by metal parts :/
Did Even one recognized it?!!?

Me: Not as far I know, Mr. Shepard... .

E. Shepard: I mentioned it, but do you think someone will listen to a tortured soldier? >_>'

I. Shepard: I think they listen to you, Elissa, like they would listen to a pyro-explosive-maniac like me... . Who protected Ilysium with a suicide-conter-attack... .

Garrus: Welcome to the club. >_<
ShadesofNight Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
And babies, does he steal candy from babies too? Then when the camera goes somewhere else I guess he goes back to donating to charities and caring for the sick and injured. Benezia should know not to be in the room when a cut scene is taking place.
teneery Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
Actually I thought it will be Marina Sirtis/Demona parody :o

But yeah, evil Saren is sooo true :lol:
SoniaCarreras Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
And guess he has to hire new acolytes quite often, like Darth Vader :D
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