ME2 The Thane romance pack

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You know, when you spend too much time on the Bioware forum you start to see... things!

Apparently some dude from Bioware said that they *might* consider the idea of releasing a romance pack for Mass Effect 2. I thought "They'll just add a new dialogue and a cute hugging animation. And it won't be free, of course!"

But why not spicing things with some combat sequences?


The Thane Romance Pack

FEATURING:

Thane
FemShepard
The shifty looking box
The Bloodpack
Conrad Verner
Geth stuntmen
Saren
The Miranda Army
The Illusive Man
The smoking Elchor
BLASTO, the first Hanar Spectre
Jack
Unnamed Space Station
The Reaper Fleet
The "Press X to Jason" Heavy Rain MEME