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Author's note: This started out as a drabble, inspired by a wikipedia page about a bizarre grammatical construct. When I read it, I figured stuff like this had to give Hoshi a headache from time to time.
Just a hint of TnT at the end, otherwise this is pretty much a general story.
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo!"
Malcolm paused, mug of tea halfway to his lips. Travis stopped mid-chew on his third bite of an enormous roast beef sandwich. Trip squinted, fork suspended above his plate. "Uh ... you okay, Ensign?" he asked.
Hoshi made a frustrated sound and dropped her PADD onto the table, ignoring the salad in front of her. "No, Commander, I'm not. Buff