The Astrophysics of Celestial Orbs aka: Why Guys Look at Boobies
It's a little known fact of the scientific world as to why a guy is drawn to girl.
But physics my friends, is the answer you'll find unless of course you're a guy who's just blind.
Gravity you see is the one force in life that causes both pleasure and unmeasured strife.
Be you a man single with a girlfriend in hand or a married old fart with a wife who's quite grand.
The gravity vortex that is your undoing is why we go 'round "AWING & OOOING"!
Celestial bodies of various size are what cause the pull to draw a man's eyes!
Much like the moon that circles the earth it's her boobies that pull you no matter their girth!
Big ones and small ones in their orbits they pass as we near break our necks to look at the lass.
Coming and going around and around within all of this spinning we are gravity bound.
We get pulled in, ever closer still. The view just gets better its such a great thrill!
Our vision gets blurry, hearts