Flirting is hard.
Bear witness to the Pyro's pain. Suffer like he suffers.
I don't actually think Pyro's fail. This was made as a response to a forum post somewhere titled "Pyros Fail" with a bunch of people griping about how much the class sucks. Those people are quitters. Bleeders.
Nevertheless, so I thought I'd further this belief and demonstrate exactly why Pyro fails, both in fortress and out.
This most certainly is not based off of embarrassingly awkward attempts at being friendly by your local neighborhood End. No no. Not at all.(I'm so sorry Pyro. Your day will come, my friend. Your day will come.)
This will be scrapped later. It's just for sillies. <3