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Pyro Fails. by Endling Pyro Fails. by Endling
Flirting is hard.

Bear witness to the Pyro's pain. Suffer like he suffers.


:XD:

I don't actually think Pyro's fail. This was made as a response to a forum post somewhere titled "Pyros Fail" with a bunch of people griping about how much the class sucks. Those people are quitters. Bleeders.

Nevertheless, so I thought I'd further this belief and demonstrate exactly why Pyro fails, both in fortress and out.

This most certainly is not based off of embarrassingly awkward attempts at being friendly by your local neighborhood End. No no. Not at all.

(I'm so sorry Pyro. Your day will come, my friend. Your day will come.)


This will be scrapped later. It's just for sillies. <3



The Pyro©Valve
The fail©*Endling
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:icondarthlangdon:
DarthLangdon Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2018  New Deviant
(Wait, don't scrap it!) Cool! As a pyro player myself, any mistake you make will haunt you forever.
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:iconrgb64:
RGB64 Featured By Owner May 25, 2016
Those people aren't mad enough to go all the way.
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:iconpyrotheflamy:
PyrotheFlamy Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This makes me feel depressed.
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:iconveteranranger17:
VeteranRanger17 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2016
Next time I see a Pyro main, I'll be sure to give them a high-five.
Or either that, wait for them to burn me straight to Oblivion, completely fine with both. I think I've fainted. 
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:iconpyrotheflamy:
PyrotheFlamy Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm a Pyro main. lol
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:iconchoco-chesse:
Choco-Chesse Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2016
Hooray for Pyro mains :3
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:iconsasukexkarin666:
sasukexkarin666 Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Hobbyist
I love it.
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:iconfang980:
fang980 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015
I always play as pyro 
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:iconpyrotf2fire:
PyroTF2Fire Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2016
Me too
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:iconfang980:
fang980 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2016
Yeah
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:iconpyrotf2fire:
PyroTF2Fire Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2016
:) (Smile) 
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:iconfang980:
fang980 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2016
Heh
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:iconcrappington:
Crappington Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
same here, always like to ambush people from behind with the backburner and burn the goddamn asses of every single bloody clucking player in the server..... i'm the type of guy who likes to watch people burn, i picture them as beautiful rainbows and bubbles alongside giggles and happiness and joy!
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:iconfang980:
fang980 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2015
Exactly 
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:iconitaketomuchmedicine:
Itaketomuchmedicine Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
Dont worry even though all you say is mmph mmph mmph your still coolNeko Emoji-16 (Blush) [V1] Naruto Uzumaki (Thumbs Up) 
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:iconakuru-kougasaki:
Akuru-Kougasaki Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
Poor feller...
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:iconlunablacky:
LunaBlacky Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
aww.... come one pyro, try it later again Yui Funami (Good Job) [V3] 
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:iconchieflolcatz:
ChiefLolcatz Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
awww pyro <3
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:iconmoonfire-dovahkiin:
moonfire-dovahkiin Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014
everyone is like


OHH Moonfire dovahkiin is a pyro lets flame(pun) him
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:iconhraphen:
Hraphen Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
Only people that complain about Pyros suck at the game, are stuck in a habit of playing specific other types, stuck in the habit of attacking because others are attacking Pyro, or haven't given anyone the chance to show there are special skills needed to be a Pyro.

Pyro just wants to be Best Friends.

Flirting is difficult o.o
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:iconspawnfire88:
SpawnFire88 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
The Pyro is extremely deadly if you master him. So hes not a class to joke about. Like me for example, the Sniper is extremely deadly but I suck at being a Sniper LOL
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:icon11doctors:
11Doctors Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pyros are my favorite class! I still think every class is equal, so people shouldn't be judging one class if it's as powerful/ has the same capability to defend/offend than the others Still, great comic.
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:iconmonkeyking676:
monkeyking676 Featured By Owner May 27, 2014
pyro rocksTF2 Pyro Emoticon Tf2 Pyro (free icon) Pyro-kun (free icon) 
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:iconundeadheadart:
UndeadHeadArt Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
lol
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:iconundeadheadart:
UndeadHeadArt Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Um I kick ass as Pyro

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:iconjocelynnb:
jocelynnB Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
adorable the Pyro is my favorite.TF2 Pyro Emoticon 
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:iconsecretbomba:
Secretbomba Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
awesome
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:iconpsychoartist2:
PsychoArtist2 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
cheer up Pyro! *gives pyro flamethrower*
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:iconadammatic:
Adammatic Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Pyro takes flamethrower, kills everyone from grief, then himself*
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:iconlawlsomedude:
Lawlsomedude Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
jakbsfdjhkvba WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
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:iconadammatic:
Adammatic Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A very touching story of a everyday pyro, why wouldn't I be here?
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:iconlawlsomedude:
Lawlsomedude Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Because you're not an average pyro.
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:iconaledleledlele:
Aledleledlele Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Pyro it's ok, I once had 12 items
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:iconlawlsomedude:
Lawlsomedude Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You monster.
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:iconzeusthefox:
Zeusthefox Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Pyro is one of my favorite Classes

Mmmth mmm mtth on Pyro, Mmmth mmm mtth on!!!
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:iconpageinjoan:
PageinJoan Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013
I've never laughed so much over anything TF2-related and at the same time, felt so much sympathy for pyro. 
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:icongarbandoom:
Garbandoom Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013
Constant high fives are apparently the only option.
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:iconjayandjames:
jayandjames Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
pyro does not fail
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:iconmaxcraft312:
maxcraft312 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Poor Pyro
:(
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:iconjiamthekat:
jiamthekat Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Student
dont worry buddy youll learn
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:icontetrimz20:
TetrimZ20 Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
Poor Pyro
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:iconshadoweevee128:
ShadowEevee128 Featured By Owner May 3, 2013  Student Writer
Don't worry Pyro, I love you. I'm a Pyro too! I see rainbows and ponies and people laugh really high pitched when I punch them! :meow:
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:icons0ft-c00kie:
S0FT-C00KIE Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
onrainbowfire:icontf2pyroplz:
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:icongr3at-cthulhu:
Gr3at-Cthulhu Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013
Pyro got update, people complain he is too OP. Shouldn't have told valve he was to weak.
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:iconimthered:
ImTheRED Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Student General Artist
I'm terrible at flirting! Ha ha! I understand you Pyro! (JT^T)J
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:iconzangoose-ocean:
Zangoose-Ocean Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
PYRO DON'T CRY D: YOU CAN LIVE WITH ME <3
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:iconxxdbzcancucksfanxx:
XxDBZCancucksFanxX Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Pyro is actually really nice except he doesnt know he's insane XD He thinks about rainbows and ponies all the time :D And lol haters gonna hate Pyro's the best class I play in :D
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:iconallflynn:
allflynn Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
That poor pyro, oh well I play heavy :D
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:iconpowerjam:
powerJAM Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Poor fella. We've all been their...
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:iconfeeling-kitsune:
Feeling-Kitsune Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
asdgsgahshjf ;A; you're killing meee
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