Me: perhaps I should explain, as Dexter said,
And that what happened.
Dad [angry]: Dexter, is that true?
Dexter: Well, I'm sorry I ruined Christmas again. Uh, but um, isn't…
Me: [kindly] no Dexter, Christmas is not really about the family and love and sharing and singing.
Dexter: It’s not?
Me: no.
Dexter: Then what is it about?
Santa Claus: The presents. Ho, ho, ho
Me: perhaps I should explain, as Dexter said,
And that what happened.
Dad [angry]: Dexter, is that true?
Dexter: Well, I'm sorry I ruined Christmas again. Uh, but um, isn't…
Me: [kindly] no Dexter, Christmas is not really about the family and love and sharing and singing.
Dexter: It’s not?
Me: no.
Dexter: Then what is it about?
Santa Claus: The presents. Ho, ho, ho