Blue Dude: The life of a hero never changes. You must remain as awesome as ever, even in the ways of danger. By doing this, you prove one thing and one thing alone, that you are cooler than everyone else! You understand, don’t you?
Blue Dude: I hear ya man, amen to that. You get me, you really do.
Blue Dude: What? Oh thank you! I also think I’m doing a great job!
It seems the masked vigilante known simply as “The Blue Dude” was enjoying himself talking to a thug he knocked out five hours ago, covered in duck tape.
Blue Dude: Hmmmm……you seem down. I know!
He takes out a red marker and draws a smile on his taped mouth.
Blue Dude: There! Don’t you feel happier now?
Blue Dude: That’s great to hear. Huh?
The sounds of sirens echo in the distance.
Blue Dude: Duty calls…here hold this.