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my strange condition. by emeraldiris my strange condition. by emeraldiris
I'm unorganized. I procrastinate. I bite my nails. I get my hands dirty. I dye my hair too much. I dye my hair too many colors. I'm not a beauty queen. I'm not traditional. I have crooked teeth. I'm scatterbrained. I stumble on my words. I'm not "professional". I'm lower middle class. I've got a shady history. I curse like a sailor. I have superiority issues. I don't dote upon my appearance. I think that you're the joke.



You can all shut the fuck up


(letting out some pent up emotion in the only place I feel comfortable doing so.)
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:icongibert:
Gibert Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2018
Totally gorgeous 
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New4camera Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2018
Its been one of those days.  I hope your emotion venting helped you out more than it hurt others.  Because now rather than reading about your photograph, I read a bunch of lies, Sailors don't curse nowadays, it's not pc, you clearly spend way to much time on your appearance, judging from you early remarks and my guess is this was all just a publicity stunt.  Its matches up with some other emotional post that make me think this isn't a person doing this but something, government or big business, testing out a theory of controlling social media.

No i'm not a joke, and I don't think you are either.  I think your something much more dangerous.  Playing on peoples emotions for views and likes, with no immediate payback.    
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emeraldiris Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2018
I was 19, angsty, misunderstood, and yes, venting did help (though, reading it all these years later is a bit embarrassing); I like to think it helped others who feel the same way, too. People seemed to have resonated with it.

I'd like to suggest that you find something better to do with your time than get all conspiracy-theory on a photo that's 9 years old. And in the spirit of channeling my youth: get the fuck off my photo, ya twat. 
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laracoa Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2017  Student General Artist
I absolutely love this picture.
You don't have to please anyone. Just be like you want to be :)
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Jarrilee Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
This is brilliant. You are beautifully creative.
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:iconlunoloon:
LunoLoon Featured By Owner May 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I approve of this person :3
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:iconjack-hex:
Jack-Hex Featured By Owner May 7, 2016
I fink you freaky and I like you a lot. :)
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:iconharrysaxon1234:
HarrySaxon1234 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
wait.... that description is near perfectly fitting me as well..
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:iconakiokid:
akiokid Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
youre no where near a joke, youre just plain hot! sorry for the creepiness, but tis true :meow:
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:iconscrubbycritter:
Scrubbycritter Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2015
You are really beautiful!

Amazing colors and your eyes are mesmerizing.

Just gorgeous, I Love it!
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:iconbostagold:
BostaGold Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014   Digital Artist
I love your freckles Blushed Super Happy Flailing Cookie 
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:iconsofychu:
Sofychu Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014  Student Filmographer
I´m so drawing this
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AetherVisions Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
amazing shot!
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:iconleftbrooken:
LeftBrooken Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
Explains me pretty damn well.
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WendehJoey16 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
rediscovered this :heart: woweee this photograph and its description are beautiful. I admire you girl! :D
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Hey-LeePhotography Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013  Professional Photographer
I want that hair!!!
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:icongreyeyez80:
greyeyez80 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
description sounds like me :D
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darkprincess131998 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i did a stippling of this picture for my art class i hope you don't mind
i just thought your picture was so lovely!

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Jynx-Wilde Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Every time I go through my favorites and stumble across this photo I am allured. It never gets old, it's so eye-catching and mesmerizing.
I love it! Fantastic work :)
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sa3aad Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
I found an easy answer to our problems. Look at this I already started
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:iconsyneczek:
syneczek Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013   Writer
I figured I should share the wealth
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:iconlooksharp:
looksharp Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
I figured I should share the wealth
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:iconvinniex3:
Vinniex3 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
I like the photograph very much :3
Particularly the way you wear your hair.

<3
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:iconc0ver-ur-eyes:
c0ver-ur-eyes Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha, love you rant ^^ And beautiful picture, by the way
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Jenova-Photography Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
I think this photo is amazing :)
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:iconuselessitalian:
UselessItalian Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So? I think it's perfect. The pose and ink/coloring on your fingers just makes this photo look incredible. It completes it. ^^
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:iconxxcrafting-heylinxx:
Xxcrafting-heylinxX Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i luv ur hair!!!
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:iconrayngell:
Rayngell Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
I fucking love that hair color!
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:iconowlll:
Owlll Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Student General Artist
Your hair is fab. <3
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:iconloganbadass666:
Loganbadass666 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
im in love
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:iconpseudonym-blue:
pseudonym-blue Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Thanks for being who you are :)
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:icongrellandmephisto:
GrellandMephisto Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
where did you get the dye and makeup!! i wanna look like you!
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TAY28H666 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
sooooooo pretty :)[link]
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:iconblue-cherub:
Blue-Cherub Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013
Shared your work on my personal blog:

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If you wish for me to take it down, let me know and will do so immediately!
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TeddyBearsAndRavers Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You truly are gorgeous
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ShadeLover01 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
This is beautiful <3
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AlexeyBleach Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
So sexy! ^^ Amazing!! :)
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foxyfrenzee Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
oh that is SO cool
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ARTabstraction Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I really love the dye-stained fingers and the coordinating colors! It looks really amazing! And it reminds me alot of how I end up looking after classes. ^_^
I can never stay clean when I'm drawing!
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LuneDeNoir Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
I think I just fell a little bit in love with you after reading that (and seeing your photo) :P
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:iconch1r0n:
Ch1r0n Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
We are all imperfect in our own little ways, and people should see you fully, not just your flaws.
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GrellandMephisto Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i love your vocabulary!!(talking abou the f' word)
it looks really cool i want to get my hair dyed like that and now i have visual aid!
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MoitaII Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012
God, really really beautiful eyes, haircolor.

You can be not a "traditional" person, but you are really really beautiful, by the way you are! Never care about the other persons' bad opinion, be what you want to do, what makes you happy!
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