autograph, please?

Hee hee hee, it looked to me the brown creature was holding a match, but I know it's a pencil and the red part I assume is an eraser. And I should ask myself, why would someone in their right mind hold up a match in front of someone and ask for their autograph? Who would do that. I'll tell you, NOBODY!

No that's an animal holding a pencil and paper and asking another for his autograph, hoping he'd use that pencil.



Speaking of autographs, one time I was walking through campus just minding my own business and then all of a sudden a bunch of classmates came running after me asking for my autograph! I wasn't sure what that was for and I didn't remember doing anything that awesome. Never in my life did anyone ask me for my autograph! That was so totally unexpected! I think I have an idea but I don't know what I was famous for, maybe it was some artwork I've done. Before I was unpopular, a nobody, a social outcast, someone who was an easy target for bullying, but when I was in that school, I was more popular than ever before in my life and almost everyone in the school liked me!

I can now say I'm a nobody now, and if I ever was popular, I'm a has been now, and I don't mind it staying that way, what would I do if  I was popular ...again? I'm glad I'm not, if I was, there'd be lots and lots of disappointed people, so no need for popularity I'm happy being just a normal average, maybe slightly below-average person!