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Let's Read: Twilight, ch. 1.

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Let's Read: Twilight, ch. 1.

Hi guys, Crystal-Glass here with a riffing of everyone's favorite series they love to hate: Twilight. This was per several requests that I release a second part to my essay Twilight: Bane of Literature. But, hey, I figured, "Make it into a riffing. Make it a Let's Play, except it'll be a 'Let's (Please God, No) Read'!" See how excited I am? Okay, now obviously, for copyright reasons, I'm not gonna copy and paste the whole chapter and just rip it apart, because I actually enjoy not being sued by a famous second-rate author for everything I'm worth and more. Also, this should not be considered a proper substitute to reading the books as this W
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THE LAST AIRBENDER Review

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THE LAST AIRBENDER Review

On February 21, 2005, Nickelodeon aired the pilot to what eventually became their Harry Potter - Avatar: The Last Airbender, a show aimed for 6-11 year old boys. The series was an instant success, with both the intended demographic, but also with teenagers and adults alike. The story followed the last Airbender, the current incarnation of the Avatar, a boy named Aang who was frozen in ice for 100 years. His disappearance allowed for the Fire Nation to launch a full-out war using power from Sozin's Comet, which granted Firebenders almost God-like power. The war started with the eradication of his people, the Air Nomads. 100 years later, he is
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Let's Read: Twilight, ch. 1.

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Let's Read: Twilight, ch. 1.

Hi guys, Crystal-Glass here with a riffing of everyone's favorite series they love to hate: Twilight. This was per several requests that I release a second part to my essay Twilight: Bane of Literature. But, hey, I figured, "Make it into a riffing. Make it a Let's Play, except it'll be a 'Let's (Please God, No) Read'!" See how excited I am? Okay, now obviously, for copyright reasons, I'm not gonna copy and paste the whole chapter and just rip it apart, because I actually enjoy not being sued by a famous second-rate author for everything I'm worth and more. Also, this should not be considered a proper substitute to reading the books as this W
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THE LAST AIRBENDER Review

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THE LAST AIRBENDER Review

On February 21, 2005, Nickelodeon aired the pilot to what eventually became their Harry Potter - Avatar: The Last Airbender, a show aimed for 6-11 year old boys. The series was an instant success, with both the intended demographic, but also with teenagers and adults alike. The story followed the last Airbender, the current incarnation of the Avatar, a boy named Aang who was frozen in ice for 100 years. His disappearance allowed for the Fire Nation to launch a full-out war using power from Sozin's Comet, which granted Firebenders almost God-like power. The war started with the eradication of his people, the Air Nomads. 100 years later, he is

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Artist // Student // Literature
  • Jan 1, 1991
  • United States
  • Deviant for 11 years
  • She / Her
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My Bio
Current Residence: Phoenix, Arizona
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Pop, Techno, Symphonic Metal, Instrumental, Foreign Language
Favourite style of art: Ceramics, Stained Glass, Embroidery, Words.
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch, 2nd gen.
Skin of choice: Anything purple.
Favourite cartoon character: Danny Phantom, Aang, Toph, Katara, Sokka, Zuko, Iroh.
Personal Quote: "Twilight is a crime against humanity. When can we press charges?"

Favourite Visual Artist
My friends who have the everlasting talent to draw.
Favourite Movies
Hot Fuzz, Bubba Ho-Tep, Clue, Lord of the Rings, Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead, Kick-Ass, Star Trek, Wreck-It Ralph, Django Unchained.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Nami Tamaki, Ayumi Hamasaki, JAM Project, The Who, MIKA, etc.
Favourite Writers
JK Rowling, Ray Bradbury, Meg Cabot, Kurt Vonnegut, Dylan Thomas
Favourite Games
Ace Attorney, Disgaea, The World Ends With You, Portal, Left 4 Dead, Professor Layton, The Zero Escape series, etc.
Favourite Gaming Platform
Nintendo 3DS and PC.
Tools of the Trade
Pens, Pencils, Quills, Clay, Needles and embroidery thread, glass.
Other Interests
Writing, Stained glass, ceramics, music, movie, reading, embroidery.

The Demon Inheritance...

The Demon Inheritance...

My first full-length screenplay is now on DeviantArt, for your reading pleasure.
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Gonna try again.

Gonna try again.

Perhaps I'm ridiculously stupid or naively optimistic, but since my little stalker that cried "plagiarism" hasn't been heard from in about a year, I decided I'm gonna start posting The Safe House's newly edited chapters up because, hey, I'm a writer. I need feedback. This time, I'm aiming for a publishing schedule. This is for the express purpose of lighting a fire under my ass and getting me going on editing. So, every other Friday, look for a new chapter. And, as a special bonus (and because I have them done already), the first two chapters will be put up tonight. So, in keeping with the schedule, chapter three will be posted Friday, April
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A Flashback

A Flashback

Subtitle: How Editing the Very First Chapter of My Novel Has Suddenly Become Shameful and Sort of Embarassing, But Also Eye-Opening I finished writing the first draft of my very first novel, The Safe House, on July 4th, 2012 (Very patriotic, staying inside all day and scribbling away). Immediately afterwards, I compiled a list of all that I thought would need to be revised and went to work. Here's how the first seven months of the editing process went. July 4-10th, 2012- Decided that my first order of business is to expand the old chapter one into three chapters in order to flesh out the story, the main character, Cassa, and her mentor, Fat
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Devi-TigerHobbyist Artisan Crafter
Hi, thank you so much for :+fav: my Pokemon cross stitches :squee:
DantesTobariProfessional Artisan Crafter
thanx for the fave
Thanks for the watch Noelle! 8D
kyriadalynHobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for the :+fav:!
Spiritina1Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for faving :D
NumtaHobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thanks for the fave! =D
skejyStudent Digital Artist
A thousand thanks for the +favs and for your comment! I love your gallery! c: Your embroidery work is amazing.