This is my first journal lets try comedy shall we. I stepped on a bug It splashed and swam out of my ass. I am screaming in pain at the doctor's office. A bug just swam out of my ass for Freddy's sake.
Lets start round two shall we. I'm playing TF2 with my friend Jesus, on Steam. A pyro lights my ass a flame. I then fell off the face of the earth.--..--