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The Curse of Dogpatch


The Curse of Dogpatch

[Note; The following post is rather long, and I have a tendency to write with a lot of what some might consider to be pretentious filler. If you want a TL;DR, it boils down to "Dogpatch is cursed, I almost died there a bunch of times", but that's boring, and so are you. For those who enjoy my brand of self-indulgent prose, I have split this into three separate stories, all denoted by the chapter headings. Enjoy! - TG] Chapter 1 - An Eye For an Eye Many many eons ago, back when I was but a pup, I had this best friend, Jeremy. I need not describe him, just think of any and every Jeremy that you've ever known- Yup. That's the guy. We were inseparable pretty much all through middle school. I would spend most of my leisure time hanging out and getting into mischief at his house in this neighborhood known to locals as 'The Dogpatch.' Now, Dogpatch wasn't a trailer park, but it might as well have been. The whole thing was private property, so the cops would never come into the area
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Amateur author, wannabe cartoonist, Electric Bastard and professional troublemaker. Eccentric, festively plump, and hung like a cheese-wheel. I'm your neighborhood spaceman, and I've come to party.

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Jhonen Vasquez, Terry Gilliam, Commodore Gilgamesh, Tony Moore, Ralph Bakshi, Don Bluth
Favourite Movies
The Evil Dead series, Event Horizon, Forbidden Zone, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Time Bandits, J-Men Forever, Wizards
Favourite TV Shows
The Walking Dead, Dragon Ball (OG. Z, and Super), Rick and Morty, Tigtone, South Park, Beavis and Butt-Head
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Tech N9ne, Primus, Mike Patton, Prof, The Palmer Squares, Optimus Rhyme, Rittz, Krizz Kaliko, Dog Fashion Disco, Ces Cru, King 810, Hopsin, Buckethead, Parliament, Jarren Benton, The Commodores
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'If Chins Could Kill' by Bruce Campbell, 'Don't Go Down The Rabbit Hole' by my good friend Calrissian Steele, and of course 'Top Gorilla's Tales of Scum and Villainy' by yours truly ;)
Favourite Games
Dying Light, Elite Dangerous, Final Fantasy 7, Chrono Trigger, Resident Evil series, Stardew Valley, Harvest Moon, The Forest
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I like all gaming platforms
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Anything I can get my grubby mitts on
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Zombies, Godzilla, ferrets, marijuana, thicc ladies and even thiccer burritos
"I know the Vedas, and the universe is holographic- and there's collective consciousness and fractals and cymatics. I know these things; I know I'm god in this land as a conscious being. I am the I am, and I created everything. I see in formulas;
Wise men know little. Only a fool knows all.

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thecamat General Artist

Hey, thank you very much for watching, as well as all the faves! Much appreciated :D

Thank you for the watch and faves as well!