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Eldritch-Turnip
Sentient blob of Blu Tac
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
Australia
Should the opportunity arise, vomit me flies
Flies vomit me, together’s unwise, sever all ties
Should the opportunity arise, vomit me flies
Flies vomit me, vomit green eyes
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Birbs2 by Eldritch-Turnip
  • Watching: Dragon Ball Super
  • Playing: Mini SNES
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  • Watching: Dragon Ball Super
  • Playing: Mini SNES

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The-Corpse Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2018
Avast ye matey!
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AveragePhotographer Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the faves! :)
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Shikeyy Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2018
PRAISE BE THE ELDRITCH TURNIP
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Eldritch-Turnip Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ALL WHO BOW BEFORE ITS DARK MAJESTY SHALL BATHE IN THE JIZZ OF THEIR ENEMIES

BLOOD I MEAN BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES NOBODY'S GETTING JIZZED ON I PROMISE
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Shikeyy Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2018
THAT'S A SHAME

I WAS HOPING FOR SOME JIZZ
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Eldritch-Turnip Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Guess it depends on what kind of enemies you have and how good a street mime you are. I can do one of those "trapped inside an invisible box" routines that'll make a dude jizz himself at 20 paces regardless of his level of animosity, or lack thereof, toward me.
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The-Corpse Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2018
I just pee'd a melon out of my poop tube.
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ms-paint-dude Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
Hello friendly love-friend. I am now once again back on internet. In my country we have internet banned for many moons because leader change who be dictator and did not want me to tell world he dictator so instead he ban internet and he limit my intake of cow so I had very little cow to live off and it was very hard to manage to live off little cow when you have to eat but also drink and then also let the cow eat and the cow drink but do you eat or drink the cow? 

Now things are internet again I can take you up on the love-friend request you do grant me as we are best internet love-friends. I would like to see a lovely drawing of a dog, but this dog has the wonderful breasts of Oprah Winfrey on full display for all the world too see! It is what we call here, outrage! Oprah is one of my fav women because she has such good tit, do you agree?

Thank you for being love-friend and doing the dog Oprah tit Imagery for my fantasy and joy. MWAH.
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turdtastic Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2018
I'm sure you're already well aware, but I saw this and thought of you: www.facebook.com/DestroyAllLin…
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Eldritch-Turnip Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Holy shitballs. I was not aware if this. Thank you! :blowkiss:
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