Submitted for a Cracked contest entitled "Minor aspects of STAR WARS that should get their own movie" which was a play off of Rogue One getting their own movie. This one is a riff on the virgin birth of Anakin and how only Qui-Gon could really deduce why it happened. The conflict is Watto suspects she's lying. Done in a '80s comedy style.
Actually Shmi wasn't on Tatooine when she became pregnant. Anakin was three years old when they arrived on Tattooine to become slaves to Gardulla the Hutt.