I love the ambiguity in the rhetorical question from The Sound of Music that asks: "how do you solve a problem like Maria?"
The way I like to see it, Maria herself is the problem. Always cutting up your curtains to make hideous, socially unacceptable clothing, and whisking you away into the Alps with lame, earworm music and a bunch of nuns. Hell, the Von Trapp rats sung it better than I can; she's a flibbertigibbet, a will o' the wisp, a stupid fucking clown!!
So, how would I solve a problem like Maria? Leave her to the Nazis!