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Pirate Time Chapter 22: The Magical Power Of Hate
*Ajbharan Desert, Morning* Atop one of the bigger sand dunes of the Ajbharan, there was a small set-up tent (bearing the Max Pirates Jolly Roger), which had Max and Brandi in one sleeping bag, and Mao in a separate one.  Outside the tent, Wilfred was locking and loading cartridges into his guns, with Carmen and Raven polishing knives, Shelby wildly swinging around two sets of nunchucks, and Donna turning on a megaphone. “Waking them up with a literal bang?” Wilfred asked. “Watch and learn,” Donna said, walking forward, clearing her throat. “WAKE UP, DUMBASSES!!!!” “AHHHHHH!!!!!” Max abruptl
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Pirate Time Chapter 21: Calm Before The Sandstorm
*Port Hamaj, Mon Tu’Raq, Evening* A large reversal of the harsh, arid daytime heat, the sky was a beautiful deep navy blue, with constellations of stars twinkling in the sky, a striking crescent moon commanding the sky, with torches all over Port Hamaj lit up, combined with a few neon signs here and there. And at what was now called The Bazaar Battlesite, over at the northwest corner, Wilfred watched as Raven placed her last black rose over the grave of a fallen Club Pirate, before standing up. “The deed is done,” Raven said, facing Wilfred. “Shall we?” The two walked around the otherwise rather livelytown of
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Pirate Time Chapter 19: A Harsh Mon Tu'Raq Welcome
(BGM: Bubble Blowing Baby Hunt, from the Spongebob Squarepants Movie Game OST) (A/N: I shit you not, that game is actually good, the music fucking badass.) It was noon, abroad the fresh blue seas, aboard The Lowrider once again, with Max and Mao both doing rounds of rock paper scissors, Wilfred driving the boat forward, and Carmen and Brandi both shooting the shit. “...So like, you’re perfectly fine with going shirtless, you just don’t, in order to lull people into a sense of security?” Carmen asked. “Use everything as a weapon,” Brandi answered. “Even distractions.” “...Woah…!&
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Pirate Time Chapter 18: The Diamond Queen
This was the first thing that Max and Mao woke up to that fateful morning: “WAKE UP, DUMBASSES!!!” “AHHHH!!!!” Max and Mao both shot up in their sleeping bags in their tent, with Maddie standing tall, arms crossed, as she looked over the two. “Come with me outside,” Maddie said, turning around and exiting the tent. Max faced Mao. “...The fuck…?” “I… I don’t know…” Mao answered. “I just do not know, man, I just woke up.” With much apprehension, the two Basil boys stepped out of their tent, where they could see Carmen and Wilfred over at a benc
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Pirate Time Chapter 17: Dark Sovereign Catalyst
*The Ludo Island Pirate King Ring, Ludo Village* Maxwell Slateman, and Madeline Chang, stood dead in the center, of the desolate, barren village, with the massive chaotic pirate community to the south of them, and the imposing, uniform Naval Army to the north. Lewis Lombard stood between the two. “Pirate King Chavez has decided to recognize this display of willpower, to challenge his title of Pirate King.  He doesn’t think, that anyone… would EVER… dethrone him of his prestigious regency… but he respects those who have the gall to try at all.” “He can think whatever the fuck he wants,” Maddie
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Pirate Time Chapter 16: Lena's Hubris
The Max Pirates, were in the middle of processing the fact, that there was a giant clown-looking helicopter-like vehicle, with a tiger motif forced in, with Donna, Brandi, and Lena, all together for once. Max was the one to break out of the silence first: “...YOU CHICKS ARE CRAZY!!!!” “We refuse to yield, Maxwell!” Lena answered. “...God, tell me,” Mao said, pointing at the vehicle that Donna and Co. were inside. “What… the fuck… is that?” “YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CRAZY CHICKS RIDING?!?” Carmen asked. Donna wore a mischievous smile. “...You guys have been f
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One Piece: The Lombard Pirates: Chapter 5
Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, and their tagalong group of Leora the Genie, Keigo the Fishman, and Lena the blonde bubble prisoner, all stared down the magenta-haired maid, that was simply named Rosa. "...We have Lena, in a bubble," Luffy said. "What can you do?" Rosa pulled out her glasses from her apron pocket, wiping a rag over them, before putting them on. "Try me." "Alright, but be warned," Luffy said, his eyes turning red, "I gave you an out." Luffy's Conqueror's Haki kicked in, with a massive shockwave rushing forth, completely enveloping Rosa... yet she had naught a scratch on her. Rosa's glasses only gave off a scary shine. "...Your funera
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Pirate Time Chapter 22: The Magical Power Of Hate
*Ajbharan Desert, Morning* Atop one of the bigger sand dunes of the Ajbharan, there was a small set-up tent (bearing the Max Pirates Jolly Roger), which had Max and Brandi in one sleeping bag, and Mao in a separate one.  Outside the tent, Wilfred was locking and loading cartridges into his guns, with Carmen and Raven polishing knives, Shelby wildly swinging around two sets of nunchucks, and Donna turning on a megaphone. “Waking them up with a literal bang?” Wilfred asked. “Watch and learn,” Donna said, walking forward, clearing her throat. “WAKE UP, DUMBASSES!!!!” “AHHHHHH!!!!!” Max abruptl
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Pirate Time Chapter 21: Calm Before The Sandstorm
*Port Hamaj, Mon Tu’Raq, Evening* A large reversal of the harsh, arid daytime heat, the sky was a beautiful deep navy blue, with constellations of stars twinkling in the sky, a striking crescent moon commanding the sky, with torches all over Port Hamaj lit up, combined with a few neon signs here and there. And at what was now called The Bazaar Battlesite, over at the northwest corner, Wilfred watched as Raven placed her last black rose over the grave of a fallen Club Pirate, before standing up. “The deed is done,” Raven said, facing Wilfred. “Shall we?” The two walked around the otherwise rather livelytown of
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This Was In The Dumpster.
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Pirate Time Chapter 19: A Harsh Mon Tu'Raq Welcome
(BGM: Bubble Blowing Baby Hunt, from the Spongebob Squarepants Movie Game OST) (A/N: I shit you not, that game is actually good, the music fucking badass.) It was noon, abroad the fresh blue seas, aboard The Lowrider once again, with Max and Mao both doing rounds of rock paper scissors, Wilfred driving the boat forward, and Carmen and Brandi both shooting the shit. “...So like, you’re perfectly fine with going shirtless, you just don’t, in order to lull people into a sense of security?” Carmen asked. “Use everything as a weapon,” Brandi answered. “Even distractions.” “...Woah…!&
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Pirate Time Chapter 18: The Diamond Queen
This was the first thing that Max and Mao woke up to that fateful morning: “WAKE UP, DUMBASSES!!!” “AHHHH!!!!” Max and Mao both shot up in their sleeping bags in their tent, with Maddie standing tall, arms crossed, as she looked over the two. “Come with me outside,” Maddie said, turning around and exiting the tent. Max faced Mao. “...The fuck…?” “I… I don’t know…” Mao answered. “I just do not know, man, I just woke up.” With much apprehension, the two Basil boys stepped out of their tent, where they could see Carmen and Wilfred over at a benc
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A Luffy Figurine.
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Pirate Time Chapter 17: Dark Sovereign Catalyst
*The Ludo Island Pirate King Ring, Ludo Village* Maxwell Slateman, and Madeline Chang, stood dead in the center, of the desolate, barren village, with the massive chaotic pirate community to the south of them, and the imposing, uniform Naval Army to the north. Lewis Lombard stood between the two. “Pirate King Chavez has decided to recognize this display of willpower, to challenge his title of Pirate King.  He doesn’t think, that anyone… would EVER… dethrone him of his prestigious regency… but he respects those who have the gall to try at all.” “He can think whatever the fuck he wants,” Maddie
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Pirate Time Chapter 16: Lena's Hubris
The Max Pirates, were in the middle of processing the fact, that there was a giant clown-looking helicopter-like vehicle, with a tiger motif forced in, with Donna, Brandi, and Lena, all together for once. Max was the one to break out of the silence first: “...YOU CHICKS ARE CRAZY!!!!” “We refuse to yield, Maxwell!” Lena answered. “...God, tell me,” Mao said, pointing at the vehicle that Donna and Co. were inside. “What… the fuck… is that?” “YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CRAZY CHICKS RIDING?!?” Carmen asked. Donna wore a mischievous smile. “...You guys have been f
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One Piece: The Lombard Pirates: Chapter 5
Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, and their tagalong group of Leora the Genie, Keigo the Fishman, and Lena the blonde bubble prisoner, all stared down the magenta-haired maid, that was simply named Rosa. "...We have Lena, in a bubble," Luffy said. "What can you do?" Rosa pulled out her glasses from her apron pocket, wiping a rag over them, before putting them on. "Try me." "Alright, but be warned," Luffy said, his eyes turning red, "I gave you an out." Luffy's Conqueror's Haki kicked in, with a massive shockwave rushing forth, completely enveloping Rosa... yet she had naught a scratch on her. Rosa's glasses only gave off a scary shine. "...Your funera
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The One Piece dub is returning, motherfuckers!  Punk Hazard!  Yeah! And if you’re of the camp of “okay I guess, maybe, eh”, get out.
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Retro Studios Praise.
I like how, even with most of the original leading staff from the older days of Retro Studios having left the company... Retro Studios itself doesn’t suck as a game development studio.  It said something when the mostly new crew of Retro Studios, who made their demo of Metroid Prime 4, was impressive enough for Nintendo and Bandai-Namco to say “...Fuck, they’re good.  Let them do this.”  Plus you know, the newer Donkey Kong games. Nintendo as the parent company for Retro Studios, is the godsend for these guys, that Nintendo being the parent company for Monolith Soft is.  And once Metroid Prime 4 comes out... you can b
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