NOTE: The scenes and chapters featured here, are from the unedited first drafts, and NOT from the finished published novels. This was done because many readers had asked to see what the first drafts looked like to see how different they were from the finished product. Because these are from the unedited first drafts, they contain spelling and grammar errors, typos, and sections that are still unrevised. These errors are corrected in the final published editions.

More sample chapters can be found here: (note, while these chapters are linked in chronological order, they are not continuing one to the next, they are chapters spanning from Volume 1 all the way to volume 119, of a series that has 130 novels/volumes.)

• Chapter 1: King Gwallmaiic & The Sacred Pink JellyFish (Chapter 1 of the entire series)
• BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
• The Dying Elf, Gibedon's Head, and King Gwallmaiic's Elf Eating Mansion
• Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole
• An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
• I Loved My Children, But I Loved BoomFuzzy More
• Finding Finderu 
• Kelim Meets Quaraun The Insane
  
• Pocket Lich Unleashed: Quaraun Murders Findaru
• Captured By The Lich Lord 
• An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit
• The Lich's True Form Revealed 
• Bullgaar the Vulgar 
• The Enchanted Map
• Waiter, There's a Head In My Soup
• The Orcs and The Necromancer 
• The Valley of the Katopas (Part 1)
• The Valley of the Katopas (Part 2)
• The Beginning of the End
• The Witch Massimara Of Mount Yenka
• Psychotic Dead Things
• Six Days Earlier
• There is no Mournful Lamb Inn
• The Swamp of Death
• The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
• Introducing GhoulSpawn
• The Demon Cultists & The Coming of The Darkness
• EelKat and The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin
• The Moon Elves of Ivujivik
• The Return of ZooLock The Great
• The Gremlin's Warning
• A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond
• The Road To Witch Pond (Part 2)
• The Road To Witch Pond (Part 3)
• Santa's Dead Floating Body
• Worms!
• GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
• The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
• A Fourth Letter To Home - The Masochistic Elf With Stockholm Syndrome
• GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
• The Strange Village or I Love The Smell Of Decomposing Bodies In The Morning
• The Golden Rooster
• Meeting Mallac
• Serial Killer At Large
• The Summoner of Darkness
• Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries.
• Visiting The Scene of Murder #1 With An UnGelded Stallion
• I Never Wanted To Be a Wizard
• Sheep Again
• Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp
• A Tavern Scene Part 3 - Quaraun, Unicorn, GhoulSpawn, - Time Travel, Chastity Cages, and Whores
• Tumbling Down Stairs With Slutty Elves and Angry Liches
• Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
• The Hostess Twinkie Aisle of Biddeford WalMart
• Quaraun Meets HellBorne The Evil
• The Map of the Town
• Quaraun Meets BatDude & Pigeon Poop Boy
• Pepperell Square, Saco, Maine, In The Year 2525
• No Goldfish, Today?
• Chocolate Covered Elves 
• Evil Elves 
• How To Kill A Lich
• The Lover's Triangle 
• At Gremlin's House / Kill The Baby
• I Am Not GhoulSpawn
• Sheep
• Santa's Letter to Satan 
• Going North To Head South
• Alone
• In Black Tower
• You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman
• "Sold! To Zebulon, for two million dollars."
• The Last of The Moon Elves
• FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been