"...Does anyone else think maybe we're going overboard with our experiments? I mean, our turnover rate for D-Levels is astronomical! We're going to run out of people on Earth soon, let alone criminals, with how lethal everything around here is." "Look, I find it best to just get on with our work and pretend we're not obviously evil." "But what about..." "No. Just no. Now shut up and record what happens when we introduce this SCP into this poor schmuck's butt..."