Roseanne Blackthorn [ ALIVE ]
19 [ SENIOR ]
5'10" / 177 cm
Super High School Level
Being a homemaker essentially means to manage a home. It's a simple title, not one that many think much of - after all, anyone can cook and clean with a little effort, but to make a career out of it is challenging to say the least. What makes Roseanne more than just a maid or a housekeeper is her unrivaled talent for discovering new ways to cook. New ways to clean, and organize, and inspire every dedicated homeowner to bring out the best of their living situation, no matter how grand or meager. Roseanne has gone on to host shows and publish books dedicated to just this.... and even released her own line of utensils and décor at the request of her fans!
Ethnicity and Homeland
Caucasian [ NEBRASKA, USA ]
Tube of lipstick
Gifts / Purchases
TRUE NEUTRAL | ISTJ | VIRGO
impatient // overbearing // overcritical // finicky // aloof
As a hostess, model, and homemaker, Roseanne Blackthorn, is the woman of every average Joe and Jolene's dreams. After all, it isn't just about getting the job done - it's about doing it with style and grace, is it not? She's charming and delightful, but humble when she needs to be, and most importantly, she knows how to make every guest feel like they're at home... and as herself, she is anything but that.
This woman is a walking contradiction - a lazy busybody would be the best way to describe her. Roseanne is constantly churning out new ideas and new methods of making the most out of home life, but to the point that it leaves her feeling mentally drained. The rest of the time, she's a walking, talking zombie, capable of socializing with her peers but completely lacking in emotion or even the will to care.
There are few rare occasions where Roseanne can show interest in someone - usually in a platonic sense, but when she does, she'll nurture and care for them in the only way she knows how; by judging their every action, making snarky remarks, lording over them, and y'know, just bullying them into submission. But they'll be rewarded with plenty of affection!
Resourceful - Constantly coming up with new ideas and projects to keep herself occupied. When she's not bustling around, she's thinking of ways to do so.
Singing - She has a well developed singing voice after years of humming during work.
Distracted - Challenging to get to know. Always in her own head space and prefers to work alone.
Hyperactive - Hates doing nothing. If she goes to long without doing anything, she'll become tense, depressed, quick tempered, or all of the above.
038. Cloth Wrap Backpack
082. Japanese Tea Cup
087. Absolute Tuning Fork
114. 1000 Cherry Blossoms
009. Non-Alcoholic Wine
016. Cod Roe Baguette
034. Earrings of Crushed Evil
045. Ogami Clan Codex
048. Black Rabbit Picture Book
086. Century Potpourri
061. The Funbox
062. The Funplane
064. Nitro Racer
108. An An Aan
It was honestly pretty funny how much of a frightened little kid this guy turned out to be. Wasn't he supposed to be some sort of strongman? Well, he was ten inches shorter than her, and she just so happened to be wearing heels today too. Guy must've felt like he standing was face to face with a grizzly. Forcing herself to put on a kind smile was difficult, but having something to laugh about helped.
"Why're you here?"
... He still looked scared, but now with a dash of confusion. Roseanne sighed in frustration.
"What I mean is- you got talent, don't you? You're pretty much the strongest guy in the whole town, so there's nothing left for you here. And you can help your mama all you want, but my parents... if they want that diner gone, by god, they're gonna get rid of it. You don't need this place! I wouldn't even be surprised if you found a letter from Hope's Peak in your mailbox, but you're not gonna get it by cooping yourself up here."
He still didn't seem entirely convinced, so she rolled her eyes and added, "... Y'know, strongest Hope's Peak graduate in the world... Someone like that would probably get a line out the door wherever they decided to open a restaurant."
That seemed to perk him up a bit.
"Think about it.... And take your socks off if you're gonna wear sandals, by the way. Disgusting."